Emily
@emberyl.bsky.social
mhm mhm baby fever is well known to... *checks notes* mellow her *checks notes again* *checks definition of 'mellow'* "free from tension", hmm, sure....
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
mhm mhm baby fever is well known to... *checks notes* mellow her *checks notes again* *checks definition of 'mellow'* "free from tension", hmm, sure....
maybe I'll show her the video 😌 do we think she can be trusted with that much cute?
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
maybe I'll show her the video 😌 do we think she can be trusted with that much cute?
but anyways so this week she (my niece, not Fae) learned she can help her mom cleaning so now she's going around the house looking for 'stains' to wipe off but half of the time she tries to clean off the grain in the wooden floor or a dark spot in the patterns on the carpets, it's so adorbs!
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
but anyways so this week she (my niece, not Fae) learned she can help her mom cleaning so now she's going around the house looking for 'stains' to wipe off but half of the time she tries to clean off the grain in the wooden floor or a dark spot in the patterns on the carpets, it's so adorbs!
wait what??? she what??? well then I'll have to encourage you even harder and the battle is on 😤
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
wait what??? she what??? well then I'll have to encourage you even harder and the battle is on 😤
I'm not sure what happened here when I look away for one hour to finish the story (but I'll be blaming Fae for it later dw) but I was calling you out for being Evil but in a cute baby fever way hey can I tell you about my niece being cute I don't have enough friends who appreciate kids being cute
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm not sure what happened here when I look away for one hour to finish the story (but I'll be blaming Fae for it later dw) but I was calling you out for being Evil but in a cute baby fever way hey can I tell you about my niece being cute I don't have enough friends who appreciate kids being cute
Congratulations on finishing act one 😌 Now how about some fanfic to help motivate you to write act two?
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Congratulations on finishing act one 😌 Now how about some fanfic to help motivate you to write act two?
look,
look,
I'm pretty sure the lesbian aquarium dates are a bsky myth, or else I've just been dating the wrong lesbians, but you still don't have to call me out like that
look,
I'm pretty sure the lesbian aquarium dates are a bsky myth, or else I've just been dating the wrong lesbians, but you still don't have to call me out like that
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
look,
look,
I'm pretty sure the lesbian aquarium dates are a bsky myth, or else I've just been dating the wrong lesbians, but you still don't have to call me out like that
look,
I'm pretty sure the lesbian aquarium dates are a bsky myth, or else I've just been dating the wrong lesbians, but you still don't have to call me out like that
but but lesbianmomnism 🥺
also wouldn't it just be the cutest if Evan tried to steal a fish? you like kids doing cute things, don't you??
also wouldn't it just be the cutest if Evan tried to steal a fish? you like kids doing cute things, don't you??
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
but but lesbianmomnism 🥺
also wouldn't it just be the cutest if Evan tried to steal a fish? you like kids doing cute things, don't you??
also wouldn't it just be the cutest if Evan tried to steal a fish? you like kids doing cute things, don't you??
Evan is going to get Miss Mercy the prettiest fishie 😌
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Evan is going to get Miss Mercy the prettiest fishie 😌
doesn't get much more lesbian than a leather jacket as a comforting reminder
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
doesn't get much more lesbian than a leather jacket as a comforting reminder
Oooo the dreaded seperate-paragraph-for-itself Again. 😔
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oooo the dreaded seperate-paragraph-for-itself Again. 😔
okay but the fact she's still wearing the leather jacket and boots is the most significant result of the clothes shopping
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
okay but the fact she's still wearing the leather jacket and boots is the most significant result of the clothes shopping
how convenient that you just perfectly predict what I'm going to say and reply to it in the same message now 😌 this saves me like 50% reply typing which should add at least 20% to my reading speed
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
how convenient that you just perfectly predict what I'm going to say and reply to it in the same message now 😌 this saves me like 50% reply typing which should add at least 20% to my reading speed
I think their clothes shopping was when I joined this story so I'm having my own deja-vu along with Jennifer now
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I think their clothes shopping was when I joined this story so I'm having my own deja-vu along with Jennifer now
look, look,
I'm a lesbian, I just don't pay much attention to men, there's only so much for you to work with here, I remembered him as "nice guy" after just one appearance and that's an accomplishment to be proud of tbqh
I'm a lesbian, I just don't pay much attention to men, there's only so much for you to work with here, I remembered him as "nice guy" after just one appearance and that's an accomplishment to be proud of tbqh
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
look, look,
I'm a lesbian, I just don't pay much attention to men, there's only so much for you to work with here, I remembered him as "nice guy" after just one appearance and that's an accomplishment to be proud of tbqh
I'm a lesbian, I just don't pay much attention to men, there's only so much for you to work with here, I remembered him as "nice guy" after just one appearance and that's an accomplishment to be proud of tbqh
🤔 last update did seem to include such a guy, I must admit, what was his name again, Rion? Ryanne? I wasn't paying much attention, I must confess, too busy praising and complimenting your (totally real and confirmed) literacy, sorry
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
🤔 last update did seem to include such a guy, I must admit, what was his name again, Rion? Ryanne? I wasn't paying much attention, I must confess, too busy praising and complimenting your (totally real and confirmed) literacy, sorry
you will show them this by... showing them a woman who is ride-or-die? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
you will show them this by... showing them a woman who is ride-or-die? 🤔
"it looks very fun in fiction but...." actually it never looked fun to me in fiction either so fuck yeah wage a literary war on silly romantasy tropes you have my pen
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"it looks very fun in fiction but...." actually it never looked fun to me in fiction either so fuck yeah wage a literary war on silly romantasy tropes you have my pen
so does Mercedes 😭 and so does Evan now!
a heart-wrenching tale of traumatized women passing on their generational trauma to their kid 😔
a heart-wrenching tale of traumatized women passing on their generational trauma to their kid 😔
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
so does Mercedes 😭 and so does Evan now!
a heart-wrenching tale of traumatized women passing on their generational trauma to their kid 😔
a heart-wrenching tale of traumatized women passing on their generational trauma to their kid 😔
why would you say that??? at least wait like a day for news woman oh oh wait I see this is the hopeless lesbian trapped deep inside her immediately convinced she's ruined things forever with the woman she liked after one mistake as do we all isn't it.... why'd it have to come out now...
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
why would you say that??? at least wait like a day for news woman oh oh wait I see this is the hopeless lesbian trapped deep inside her immediately convinced she's ruined things forever with the woman she liked after one mistake as do we all isn't it.... why'd it have to come out now...
Jennifer: "thank you for fucking my husband"
Mercedes: "well at least one woman was pleased by all that in the end"
Mercedes: "well at least one woman was pleased by all that in the end"
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Jennifer: "thank you for fucking my husband"
Mercedes: "well at least one woman was pleased by all that in the end"
Mercedes: "well at least one woman was pleased by all that in the end"
I on the other hand am glad someone's called it out already cause I went in here to do it, and is that an emily I spy in your handle cause if so clearly we're just very observant huh
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I on the other hand am glad someone's called it out already cause I went in here to do it, and is that an emily I spy in your handle cause if so clearly we're just very observant huh
"Who did this to you?"
Mercedes points at all of society
Jennifer sighs heavily that she has to beat all of society up while taking care of a kid
Mercedes points at all of society
Jennifer sighs heavily that she has to beat all of society up while taking care of a kid
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Who did this to you?"
Mercedes points at all of society
Jennifer sighs heavily that she has to beat all of society up while taking care of a kid
Mercedes points at all of society
Jennifer sighs heavily that she has to beat all of society up while taking care of a kid
ah but not being able to personally verify the person you love is being properly taken care of in every way is also torture
and yet, letting go of that instinct can also be love, sometimes you're just not the best person for that job...
and yet, letting go of that instinct can also be love, sometimes you're just not the best person for that job...
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
ah but not being able to personally verify the person you love is being properly taken care of in every way is also torture
and yet, letting go of that instinct can also be love, sometimes you're just not the best person for that job...
and yet, letting go of that instinct can also be love, sometimes you're just not the best person for that job...