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Emerson
@emboman13.bsky.social
Progressive data monkey.
Purdue CompE ‘23
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If Cuck Schmuck caves today in the senate with 0 concessions beyond empty promises from republicans; he needs to be removed as minority leader immediately
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If Green Bay didn’t lose to Joe Flacco’s 85% titanium kneecaps, I 100% guarantee Jerry Jones would be pissing his pants on the phone begging for a trade renege
September 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Now *this* is podracing
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My mother just did the following:

1: told me how nice of a day it would be for a long walk
2: gave me a list of errands she wanted done
3: took my car to work

I now understand where I get my passive-aggressiveness from
December 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
This is fundamentally why Harris lost. She ran a boring campaign that didn’t get voters excited. And turnout shows that, the counties that should’ve been democrat strong points in urban areas just didn’t vote. Philly, Milwaukee, and Atlanta all stayed home. If your supporters don’t vote, you lose.
November 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Leave Matt Eberflop in Detroit. 4 of the Bears losses have been *exclusively* caused by this chucklefuck and the rest have his grubby fingertips on them. The locker room is lost. Flus cannot win a challenge. He can’t motivate his players. He can’t lead a defense. He can’t coach inside of 2 minutes.
November 29, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Les go Bears
November 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
A favorite find of mine from antiquing is this globe depicting the immediate lead up to WW2 including Japanese-occupied Manchuria, the partition of Czechoslovakia, the Anschluss, big Poland, and Soviet client states in Tuva and Xinjiang
November 18, 2024 at 7:49 PM
A few board games I think are worth checking out:

1: Root (seriously check out Leder Games, superb game design and aesthetics)

2: Dead of Winter (probably does the cooperativish style of game best, bonus points for being thematic for wintertime)

3: Forest Shuffle (super well done engine builder)
November 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
The amount of so-called leftists that can excuse mass killings by theocratic fascists bc they said “anti-imperialism” before opening fire on crowds of civilians is fucking appalling. I’m more than happy to be called a shitlib by smug Hamas apologists if it means not being associated with them
October 8, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Damn, so that’s why I’m feeling under the weather
October 5, 2023 at 6:04 PM
New favorite line from Wikipedia:

“The Lenape village was known as "Anderson's Town", though the Moravian missionaries called it "The Heathen Town Four Miles Away".”
September 27, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Thank you, hairy homosexual men of this app for preventing me from finding any news on the Chicago Bears. I cannot emotionally handle the clusterfuck of a season they’re having right now
September 26, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Thinking about the time someone managed to shoot the racism out of George Wallace
September 26, 2023 at 3:30 PM