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Emilie | South Louisiana ⚜️
Wife, Mama, Cat Mom

Eras Tour Houston N3 (cold as you & begin again)
guys, idk what happened but I just checked the app and I had four topolino rezzies 🫣 looks like the system was glitchy and the reservations I was denied, actually booked? 😅
March 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I didn’t get Mother’s Day but I did get breakfast and that’s what was most important. Back to bed 😴
March 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
forbidden 24th flavor update: I didn’t hate it? trying again tomorrow with a little more intention behind it.
March 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I wish I had a nail gal. I just popped into a rando salon in town. I don’t get my nails done often enough to have a dedicated place or gal.
March 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I was also really brave during my manicure and asked her to redo two nails because the paint didn’t go all the way to the edge 🫣
March 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
guys, I was on my way to work and ended up in the pedicure chair. idk how it happened.
March 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I said Chip & Jojo but this is actually more like Modern Martha Stewart.
March 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“my friend Mindy is coming over” LMAO I was not expecting Mindy Kaling 😂
March 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
unrelated question: how did you get your username to look like that?
February 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
proud of you 🫶
February 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don’t enjoy flying. these consistent incidents are increasing that dislike.

I’m supposed to bring my baby on a plane in a few months? I’m going to be unwell.
February 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
that looks so good. I love a masala. And the homemade naan???? 👏👏
February 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
that’s huge, congrats! 🎊
February 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
splurged on a re-do lunch and my request for no onions was denied 😃 it’s fine. I’m fine.
February 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM