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鄭巧揚
@emc98.bsky.social
your local court jester
on the sesh with pals and bumped into someone from work

am not built for this social interaction
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
finished up the xmas shopping with only *checks calendar* wtf it's three days til xmas???
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
being gaslit into thinking im overreacting but ive got the proof im in the right
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
storm's blown over my trellis planter 😭

its too early in the week for this shit
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
booked myself a visit to the local cat cafe because im obsessed with the dwarf kitten they posted about on their fb page
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
someone at work asked when the budget was and I offhandedly mentioned I'd find out whenever the government would @ everyone on their official discord

why can I not respond to things like a normal human
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
finally managed to buy candy corn for a nonextortionate price and it is notably worse than what I expected
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the shame of telling the checkout staff at the chinese bakery that I don't speak canto 😭
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
got a hideous amount of attention in my outfit for the gig 😭 def could've toned it down and still fit the theme
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
why is solo restaurant dining so stressful???
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
kimchi on pizza is honestly a kinda goated combo
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
tried out another new hairdresser purely because they're close to my house

and of course I teach one of the ladies' niece
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
enjoyed carving this "um ACTUALLY☝️🤓 " pumpkin
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
using a lino cutter to carve my pumpkin is an absolute game changer
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
trying out a new hairdresser and they've booked me in for a consultation before the actual cut

like girl its not gonna take you that long to cut my fringe and trim a bit off the end lol
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
local theme park has started their Halloween event and their live music is so loud 😭
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
swear down nobody picks up the phone nowadays

im like 1 for 10 on phone calls today 💀 and thats including my own family members
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
blew the minds of some of my y7s because they asked me to work out the average of all the numbers between 1 and 456, and I did it almost instantly
October 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trains cancelled cos of slippery lines
am FUMING cos ive been stood in the cold for like 30 mins now
October 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
sat at a cafe and all the music they've played so far is by the script
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I CROWDSURFED AT THE REAL FRIENDS GIG AAAAAAHHHHHHH
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
finally getting to see the midwest emo pop punk band i found on bandcamp when I was 14 and im praying they're selling merch tonight 🙏
October 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
my mum's doing maths on duolingo and just asked me which way the x-axis is
October 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM