emcee-eff-son.bsky.social
@emcee-eff-son.bsky.social
Reader of things, studier of stuff, Chemical Warfare responder. Tell your pets I say "OHHHHWOOOJIEBOOGIEBOO!"
Exactly 37 and a half peanuts.
December 8, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Every 80s music video be like
November 24, 2024 at 5:28 AM
DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN
November 24, 2024 at 5:28 AM
He was a skeeter boy, she said skeet you later boy, he didn't skeet enough for her
November 19, 2024 at 9:06 AM
You forgot "beat X amount of enemies, but it just means you gotta play our game for a REALLY LONG TIME because it's like a million (I'M LOOKING AT YOU GEARS OF WAR)
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Listen. There she was just a-walking down the street singing
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I have the funniest idea ever. Someone get Lil' John and the East Side Boys on here...
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 PM
You say "insomnia" I say "different time zone" (and also insomnia)
November 16, 2024 at 9:01 AM
You're never gonna convince me they're not yelling at the TV because someone got the answer wrong on Jeopardy
November 16, 2024 at 8:57 AM
No, no, wait. Let's hear them out.
November 16, 2024 at 8:57 AM
What if we dropped acid and stared at the planets together?
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 AM
I thought it was just aggressively agreeing that the song was great
November 15, 2024 at 8:37 AM
It's because you crave construction and they crave attention.
November 15, 2024 at 7:32 AM