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Emcee Hammerpants
@emceehammerpants.bsky.social
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I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11d
Noooooope. Nothing for the bad guys. Nothing.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 8m
What in the hell is an “outrageous government conduct” motion? What dusty-ass closet did they have to pull that out of?
God I hate Trump. That’s not even a phrase I should have to know exists.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 10m
Ooooooweeee. Yeah that article doesn’t look good for the prosecution at all!

Thanks for the link. I’d gotten used to googling things myself back in the day but honestly that’s not a reliable method of finding anything anymore.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 23m
Apparently he’s not even been arrested. He just has to show up to court
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 35m
Where are you seeing signals that the Comey case is DOA? I’d like to read that
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 38m
That’s what pisses me off. One of the state’s jobs is to defend itself and us from criminals. It failed so now we’re on a timeline where we might have to defend ourselves with the tools at our disposal. If the state doesn’t appropriately exercise its monopoly on violence, what are we to do?
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 40m
Did… did the kid make the cat pictures? Were they good?
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 43m
A story in two charts. Compelling.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 45m
Maybe he meant the royal we? Somebody is taking it seriously enough that it’s a problem. For me though I don’t understand why the nation hasn’t collectively pantsed miller and stuffed him in a locker because the dude and his ideas are definitely unpopular.
(Read the piece and liked it)
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2h
Country star, right?

Yeah there’s not gonna be any courage out of that set. Their listeners get so mad every time a black person wins a country music award they invent new categories to segregate their music into.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 10h
I’d be mad but these are good dunks. Carry on
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 10h
Squab is legit, or so I’ve heard
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h
Sucks so much to have lost two elections to the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I’ll hate it forever.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 12h
Show your math, dude. What the fuck is this shit?
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 12h
That’s not a denial
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 13h
Does the third amendment cover the contents of my fridge?
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 13h
I think that your line work is exemplary
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 13h
Oh! So was I. Mine was Clerks, what were you doing?
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 13h
Is there new information?
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 14h
Also, I often wonder how Dafoe feels about that movie these days
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 14h
IN A ROW!?!?

(What are we talking about?)
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 14h
Oof. I had friends who made that movie a keystone part of their personality. Now they’re the JD Vance kind of Catholic. It’s not great.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 14h
He never did see her in court, did he? What ended up happening here? Somebody jingle some keys in front of him?
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 14h
This is a good message well-delivered. Nicely done.
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 16h
I know when I’m outclassed
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 17h
What the hell is that thing? It looks like it has an air compressor attached to it, and some kind of drum