Emily Roach
@emeightball.bsky.social
Just a girl staring at her phone asking it to love me.
Also Canadian, mother, corporate employee, former theater kid and cribbage enthusiast.
Also Canadian, mother, corporate employee, former theater kid and cribbage enthusiast.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
One of the greatest directors of all time! This is so sad, he directed many of my favourite movies; This is spinal tap, Misery, The Princess Bride, Stand by me, When Harry met Sally... My heart goes out to Rob Reiner and his wife's family.
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
One of the greatest directors of all time! This is so sad, he directed many of my favourite movies; This is spinal tap, Misery, The Princess Bride, Stand by me, When Harry met Sally... My heart goes out to Rob Reiner and his wife's family.
Working from home allows me to be in denial about my lactose intolerance.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Working from home allows me to be in denial about my lactose intolerance.
Looking forward to getting my pap smear, it'll be nice to have some me time for self care
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Looking forward to getting my pap smear, it'll be nice to have some me time for self care
1 hour into making my 10 year old watch 'It's a wonderful life': "So when does this turn into a Christmas movie?"
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
1 hour into making my 10 year old watch 'It's a wonderful life': "So when does this turn into a Christmas movie?"
Why is existing so expensive? I thought I was spending carefully for the holidays, then my online banking sent me a notification with the "😂" emoji
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why is existing so expensive? I thought I was spending carefully for the holidays, then my online banking sent me a notification with the "😂" emoji
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Breaking: Trump mentioned in Epstein documents, also fork found in kitchen
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Breaking: Trump mentioned in Epstein documents, also fork found in kitchen
This is pretty sad RIP Diane Keaton. Yes, we shouldn't idolize performers and yes she had some messy opinions, but she brought me joy and it's rough.
October 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is pretty sad RIP Diane Keaton. Yes, we shouldn't idolize performers and yes she had some messy opinions, but she brought me joy and it's rough.
My housekeeping goal is for my home to be clean enough to apologize to visitors about the mess.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My housekeeping goal is for my home to be clean enough to apologize to visitors about the mess.
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The wacko claim that acetaminophen causes Autism will prevent pregnant people from treating their fevers that actually cause neurological injuries. It is one more way to lay guilt on women and abscond from a societal responsibility to embrace differences that don't need correcting but support
September 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The wacko claim that acetaminophen causes Autism will prevent pregnant people from treating their fevers that actually cause neurological injuries. It is one more way to lay guilt on women and abscond from a societal responsibility to embrace differences that don't need correcting but support
So what time is this rapture? because there are some work meetings I would like to avoid
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
So what time is this rapture? because there are some work meetings I would like to avoid
Flew back from Montreal to my home in Sudbury, today, by way of Billy Bishop. Took this picture on take off from the Toronto island airport.
September 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Flew back from Montreal to my home in Sudbury, today, by way of Billy Bishop. Took this picture on take off from the Toronto island airport.
Me taking my snore prevention mouth tape off in the morning
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Me taking my snore prevention mouth tape off in the morning
In the Venn diagram of thoughts; " I have nothing to wear" and "I have laundry to do" are kinda giving me a circle.
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
In the Venn diagram of thoughts; " I have nothing to wear" and "I have laundry to do" are kinda giving me a circle.
Every time someone is on the news or in a post bringing up Charlie Kirk, we need to start replying "speaking of gun violence in America..." And then mention the latest gun related tragedy or one that was swept under the rug.
This accomplishes two things- it dismisses him and promotes gun restriction
This accomplishes two things- it dismisses him and promotes gun restriction
September 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Every time someone is on the news or in a post bringing up Charlie Kirk, we need to start replying "speaking of gun violence in America..." And then mention the latest gun related tragedy or one that was swept under the rug.
This accomplishes two things- it dismisses him and promotes gun restriction
This accomplishes two things- it dismisses him and promotes gun restriction
Checking the news everyday like " So did he die?". Sorry if I am jixing it folks.
September 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Checking the news everyday like " So did he die?". Sorry if I am jixing it folks.