Zachariah Jadeheart
@emeraldavatar.bsky.social
18+ only, 29 year old plant monster. he/him or they/them. Misses the forest for the trees. Icon by https://bsky.app/profile/pillowtummy.bsky.social
Just noticed, her eyes look like bells and thats a super cute detail.
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just noticed, her eyes look like bells and thats a super cute detail.
Luckiest man in the world, he fits perfectly between them booba.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Luckiest man in the world, he fits perfectly between them booba.
Stupid sexy plushy doesn't know what its doing to me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Stupid sexy plushy doesn't know what its doing to me.
I want to kiss her snout.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I want to kiss her snout.
I want to long term endo this twink tell he thinks he has to pay rent.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I want to long term endo this twink tell he thinks he has to pay rent.
She is such a girl fail but jt works for her. She is cute despite being a complete mess, or maybe because of it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
She is such a girl fail but jt works for her. She is cute despite being a complete mess, or maybe because of it.
Washing machine treatment.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Washing machine treatment.
I think bug is cute
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think bug is cute
Damn, they all just got sucked to hell.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Damn, they all just got sucked to hell.
I want a face full of that horse meat.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I want a face full of that horse meat.
This is a blessing. Hefty oni woman who can crush my skull one handed my beloved. Soft and strong a perfect combo.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is a blessing. Hefty oni woman who can crush my skull one handed my beloved. Soft and strong a perfect combo.
This is way more funny then it has any right to be.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is way more funny then it has any right to be.
Have you thought about takeing a kickboxing class? You can get your ass beat by hot guys and gals, still be friends afterwards, and sometimes you get to kick other people's ass and still be friends afterwards. It also prepares you to whoop ass for real.
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Have you thought about takeing a kickboxing class? You can get your ass beat by hot guys and gals, still be friends afterwards, and sometimes you get to kick other people's ass and still be friends afterwards. It also prepares you to whoop ass for real.
They failed the riddle of treating the person at the register like a person.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They failed the riddle of treating the person at the register like a person.
I want to grab it and spin him around over my head like a wet t-shirt.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I want to grab it and spin him around over my head like a wet t-shirt.
Aaaw what a good boy. Looks like he is ready for a treat.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Aaaw what a good boy. Looks like he is ready for a treat.
I'm guna grab you and shake you Grinda. You can't keep doing amazing work like this. You are squeezing dopamine out of my brain that I didn't even think I was capable of. I don't know if I can take much more.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I'm guna grab you and shake you Grinda. You can't keep doing amazing work like this. You are squeezing dopamine out of my brain that I didn't even think I was capable of. I don't know if I can take much more.