The Emerald Party
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The Emerald Party
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Kurtis Justice on Wattpad
I tried to hype myself up and all. You know, fake it til you aint mentally ill anymore.

Did not take.

Ugh.
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
They're gonna use AI and mislabeled videos to manufacture consent in time for Sunday Church.

Exxon Mobil Cucks the lot of them.

Just inhuman monsters that feel entitled to other peoples resources and suffering.

We will experience what the government falsely labels terror attacks.

Blood oil.
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Hard to feel like the "Justice System" is supposed to save us when it's been weaponized against the poor and working class for centuries.

Oh, did the Sackler's settle their little opiate massacre fees whilst also being granted future immunity?

Sounds like they won that round of class warfare.
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It is hard working when it looks like the table and everything on it is going to be flipped at any moment.

Other people have towering stacks of cards and plates. I've helped them build them for decades.

The table is bowing and stretching.

There's screaming all around that the cracks are showing.
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Do they use a transparent bust and lidar to make 3d models of clothes and accessories?

#Ihaveaquestion
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You know you're high when you're under the impression that agrarian prune farmers were on bluesky.

Buuuuut I stand by "Sticky Nurps".

Sunny D needs to be stopped.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Where are my #prunes people at?

I'm thinking of a rebrand that might work.

Add food coloring. Call it Sticky Nurps.

Purple prune juice.

At least it's not pop.
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Emergency 58 million dollar security fund? Who does he know that's about to get a 29 million dollar security contract?
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is stupid.

But like, does it feel a little like the old "its infrastructure week!" days?

You know, when everything was pretty shit during the first term, but at least they were constantly stepping on rakes.

Obviously placed rakes.

And you knew things were gonna suck but you got a chuckle?
September 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Got RIFd after a good review.

Auto industry put the company so in the hole they're contracting.

New chapter for #Mykeeperdoug out on wattpad today.

#wattpad #booksky #RIF

Wooo...ooo...oof
September 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I think you'd like this story: "Where did I put that blue juice?" by KurtisJustice on Wattpad www.wattpad.com/story/400315...

If you don't like dark satire, at least watch bots interact with me in the comments.

#booksky #wattpad #howdyapp #contest #shortstory
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August 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm thinking:

Monday: Monsters under Melvindale.

Tuesdays: My Keeper, Doug

Wednesdays: Isekai Guy Must Die

Thursday: Azazel Doesn't Want to go Home (if there's interest)

Friday: Open.

MKD has content ready thru October, so it's really just a chapter or three a week for a bit.

#wattpad #book
August 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Last year I spent seven months and 180,000 words or so on The Emerald Party.

It was a story written to help me overcome some grief over my estrangement from my family, where I fell in love with the world and just kept writing.

This year, I'm going to put stories on Wattpad until I find an audience
August 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Here's the first chapter of Monsters Under Melvindale.

Wattpad.com/1563960013-monsters-under-melvindale-0

#booksky #writing #wattpad

Be gentle, or don't. I could use the feedback.
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July 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm spending my energy writing a dnd campaign.

This world we're in is doo doo butts psycho nuts.

No offense to psychonauts. No relation.

Can we get another #blankman movie?

That might start the healing.
July 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Turns out, I was wrong.
July 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hey me. Your mental health rebounded my guy.

I know you're probably surprised because like, the thing hasn't even happened yet.

So how could our mental health be better?

The longer you hang in there, the more chances you have for a better perspective.

It's a numbers game.
June 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If an adult finds your child's attire distracting due to exposed skin, they are probably not a safe person to have your child around.

At best, they're lame.
April 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The meds for my shoulder injury seem to make my mind race.

Sometimes I'm hyper focused and I drill down on a topic until I've bled all of my interest out.

I made PowerPoints, multiple, about projects or ideas I'd like to see fleshed out and tested.

But I can't seem to write more of this book.
April 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Been fantasizing about just releasing the book as an audio format series.

Even if it's not recommended or realistic, it helps to have a fantastic goal.

Especially while this injury has me so scattered and unable to focus on the new book.

There's something about a constant pain.
April 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Natalie posted a new video.

What a relatable treat. Also, it was helpful to see this insanity repeated throughout history.

That's softened this for me somehow. Perhaps it's because that means that there is precedence for this.

In a way.
March 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you say so
March 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM