Me knowing full well that I’m trans:

God, you can even see the piss filter in this garbage. Glad those campaign donations are being put to good use

The rapture would have been preferable, actually

While masked agents were violently attacking a delivery worker this morning, bystanders repeatedly asked to see their badge numbers but they refused.

Bystander: You guys are ruining this country, you know that, right?

Agent: Liberals already ruined it.