emergencydonut.bsky.social
@emergencydonut.bsky.social
Anthropomorphizer. Cheerfully morbid. Hungry all the time.
Oof, my heart.
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Long live the t-shirt era!

Signed,
A graphic tee enthusiast
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
In life, there are few things more cathartic than Mulder decking Krycek.
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Oh, hi! I’m your appendix!

*three months later*

What’s up?! We’re bilateral pulmonary embolisms!
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
And, of course, happy new year.
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
You ‘ol son of a gun. Thank you for finding the positive.
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
“Even one good movie” 😆
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh my. This is too much for first thing in the morning.
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ha HA ho ho!

GARBAGE day!

Etc
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Not a parent & won’t be, but I do work with kids full time. This is spot on, and extends to all sorts of other things made for them. Kids don’t get enough credit for what they’re capable of doing, understanding, or appreciating.
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Over time, my anger about his alcoholism and his treatment of my family faded. But those bits of memory from the final weeks are sharp and bright as ever.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I sat halfway back, occasionally peeping the side of his face through the rows of people, wondering “is this the last moment I’ll see him? Is this it? Now? Now?” The noise of the casket closing was thunderous. I closed my eyes as they walked the casket past me.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I remember running late to the funeral, and then being shocked to find that it was an open casket. I didn’t know I would see him again and it was traumatic. The church was overwhelmingly gold inside.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I remember waking up to an answering machine message that he’d passed in the night.

I remember my friends bringing me soup and taking me to a college hockey game. I remember the kindness of the professors who let me delay taking my exams.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM