Emily
@emerycarter.bsky.social
Came to find the vibes of old Twitter
Connections is absolutely diabolical today.
April 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Connections is absolutely diabolical today.
we're at the refusing car seat and slapping stage of toddler hood. send help.
February 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
we're at the refusing car seat and slapping stage of toddler hood. send help.
2 out of 3 in our household were taken out by Noro. I have remained unscathed. Let us HOPE it stays that way.
I am pretty tapped out from caring for 2 very sick humans though. Is it the weekend yet? 😮💨
I am pretty tapped out from caring for 2 very sick humans though. Is it the weekend yet? 😮💨
January 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
2 out of 3 in our household were taken out by Noro. I have remained unscathed. Let us HOPE it stays that way.
I am pretty tapped out from caring for 2 very sick humans though. Is it the weekend yet? 😮💨
I am pretty tapped out from caring for 2 very sick humans though. Is it the weekend yet? 😮💨
The calm before the stomach bug storm ⛈️
January 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The calm before the stomach bug storm ⛈️
I'm going to get rid of my area rug in my living room this weekend. Ruggable's suck. They don't truly wash. It still looks dirty immediately after a wash.
Area rugs with a dog and toddler do not mix
Area rugs with a dog and toddler do not mix
January 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm going to get rid of my area rug in my living room this weekend. Ruggable's suck. They don't truly wash. It still looks dirty immediately after a wash.
Area rugs with a dog and toddler do not mix
Area rugs with a dog and toddler do not mix
I paid $42.00 for a shellac polish change to go home and refile them all to the shape I ASKED for. It's so frustrating how you can request something and it just goes ignored.
My own fault for not speaking up, but i'm just a weakling haha
My own fault for not speaking up, but i'm just a weakling haha
January 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I paid $42.00 for a shellac polish change to go home and refile them all to the shape I ASKED for. It's so frustrating how you can request something and it just goes ignored.
My own fault for not speaking up, but i'm just a weakling haha
My own fault for not speaking up, but i'm just a weakling haha
Really into making food into waffles for Zoey 😂 it’s perfect for daycare & freezing for quick meals
January 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Really into making food into waffles for Zoey 😂 it’s perfect for daycare & freezing for quick meals
She has to have all her animals with her 😂
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
She has to have all her animals with her 😂
Happy Friday - there is a stomach bug outbreak at Zoey's daycare. I will live in fear for the next many days.
January 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy Friday - there is a stomach bug outbreak at Zoey's daycare. I will live in fear for the next many days.
The uproar over instagrams new rectangle grid is making me lol
January 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The uproar over instagrams new rectangle grid is making me lol
Always hoping for a bite 🥹
January 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Always hoping for a bite 🥹
Zoey made it through the holidays healthy so naturally she got sick on Sunday before real life resumes.
January 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Zoey made it through the holidays healthy so naturally she got sick on Sunday before real life resumes.
Still in disbelief I experienced this concert in person 😭😭😭
December 11, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Still in disbelief I experienced this concert in person 😭😭😭
Guess how much this cost.
December 5, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Guess how much this cost.
It took me 6 hours to make 13 friendship bracelets 😂 it’s a sharp learning curve! Then it becomes addicting
December 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
It took me 6 hours to make 13 friendship bracelets 😂 it’s a sharp learning curve! Then it becomes addicting
I fear Swiftcouver does not roll off the tongue as well as Tayronto 🤣
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I fear Swiftcouver does not roll off the tongue as well as Tayronto 🤣
Gus is still the cutest, fyi 🥹
November 27, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Gus is still the cutest, fyi 🥹
I've compiled a list of my DREAM surprise songs for #theerastour and she played a few of them in Toronto last week. I think I need to reassess
November 26, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I've compiled a list of my DREAM surprise songs for #theerastour and she played a few of them in Toronto last week. I think I need to reassess
Zoey turns two next month and I am still in shock that I have a toddler.
November 26, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Zoey turns two next month and I am still in shock that I have a toddler.
I made Zoey pizza crust out of 1:1 flour & greek yogurt (& baking powder & spices). 10/10 and she devoured it
November 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I made Zoey pizza crust out of 1:1 flour & greek yogurt (& baking powder & spices). 10/10 and she devoured it
Tipping our daycare staff - cash or Amazon gift card?
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Tipping our daycare staff - cash or Amazon gift card?
I saw a meme comparing cyber trucks to a fucking Pontiac Aztek and I cannot unsee it 🤣
November 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I saw a meme comparing cyber trucks to a fucking Pontiac Aztek and I cannot unsee it 🤣
Are you as chronically online as I am and putting socks in your hair yet? The curls are life changing and I’m not being dramatic.
November 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Are you as chronically online as I am and putting socks in your hair yet? The curls are life changing and I’m not being dramatic.
She was way more excited about the plastic cows though
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 AM
She was way more excited about the plastic cows though
Seeing this kid enjoy Christmassy stuff is bringing the magic back 🙏🏻
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Seeing this kid enjoy Christmassy stuff is bringing the magic back 🙏🏻