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Emily
@emerycarter.bsky.social
Came to find the vibes of old Twitter
Connections is absolutely diabolical today.
April 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
we're at the refusing car seat and slapping stage of toddler hood. send help.
February 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
2 out of 3 in our household were taken out by Noro. I have remained unscathed. Let us HOPE it stays that way.

I am pretty tapped out from caring for 2 very sick humans though. Is it the weekend yet? 😮‍💨
January 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The calm before the stomach bug storm ⛈️
January 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm going to get rid of my area rug in my living room this weekend. Ruggable's suck. They don't truly wash. It still looks dirty immediately after a wash.

Area rugs with a dog and toddler do not mix
January 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I paid $42.00 for a shellac polish change to go home and refile them all to the shape I ASKED for. It's so frustrating how you can request something and it just goes ignored.

My own fault for not speaking up, but i'm just a weakling haha
January 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Really into making food into waffles for Zoey 😂 it’s perfect for daycare & freezing for quick meals
January 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
She has to have all her animals with her 😂
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Friday - there is a stomach bug outbreak at Zoey's daycare. I will live in fear for the next many days.
January 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The uproar over instagrams new rectangle grid is making me lol
January 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Always hoping for a bite 🥹
January 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Zoey made it through the holidays healthy so naturally she got sick on Sunday before real life resumes.
January 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Still in disbelief I experienced this concert in person 😭😭😭
December 11, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Guess how much this cost.
December 5, 2024 at 12:07 AM
It took me 6 hours to make 13 friendship bracelets 😂 it’s a sharp learning curve! Then it becomes addicting
December 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I fear Swiftcouver does not roll off the tongue as well as Tayronto 🤣
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Gus is still the cutest, fyi 🥹
November 27, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I've compiled a list of my DREAM surprise songs for #theerastour and she played a few of them in Toronto last week. I think I need to reassess
November 26, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Zoey turns two next month and I am still in shock that I have a toddler.
November 26, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I made Zoey pizza crust out of 1:1 flour & greek yogurt (& baking powder & spices). 10/10 and she devoured it
November 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Tipping our daycare staff - cash or Amazon gift card?
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I saw a meme comparing cyber trucks to a fucking Pontiac Aztek and I cannot unsee it 🤣
November 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Are you as chronically online as I am and putting socks in your hair yet? The curls are life changing and I’m not being dramatic.
November 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM
She was way more excited about the plastic cows though
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Seeing this kid enjoy Christmassy stuff is bringing the magic back 🙏🏻
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM