I’m speaking to the men today: if you have a fat ass, you need to be taking backshots. Idc idc if you only top. First of all, greedy and selfish. Second of all, you gotta do it at least once. Third of all, my strap does ejaculate, so I am volunteering my services if you need them.
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m speaking to the men today: if you have a fat ass, you need to be taking backshots. Idc idc if you only top. First of all, greedy and selfish. Second of all, you gotta do it at least once. Third of all, my strap does ejaculate, so I am volunteering my services if you need them.
Every Father’s Day, I used to get up at the crack of dawn and make my dad breakfast to give it to him in bed, but only after I Superfly Smash’ed him awake (he was definitely already awake). Happy Father’s Day to your dads and you dads! May you celebrate many more!
June 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Every Father’s Day, I used to get up at the crack of dawn and make my dad breakfast to give it to him in bed, but only after I Superfly Smash’ed him awake (he was definitely already awake). Happy Father’s Day to your dads and you dads! May you celebrate many more!
Just watched a high speed chase pass in front of the pawn shop I work at while a group dressed as cyborgs do whippets while listening to a parody song called I Saw Mommy Kissing Batman. I love this city.
December 3, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Just watched a high speed chase pass in front of the pawn shop I work at while a group dressed as cyborgs do whippets while listening to a parody song called I Saw Mommy Kissing Batman. I love this city.