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Dwp: oh you want to reschedule the appointment? You can't do it online, you need to call us directly on the phone.

Me: Wait wasn't the whole point of me telling you I'm abroad on these dates that I'm letting you know I'm not available for calls?

Dwp: hehe

Yessss

That's actually not true, I have I believe the term is "bazonka aooogas." I call them my sunken ships because they'd have been great on someone who wanted them, and I am great at shitposting. All my posting is shit.

Why is it that sometimes a particularly striking pun makes me feel *anger*?

Red red red - Fiona Apple

I'd like to think my writing is an act of rebellion, but I keep writing love poems. And then I keep thinking there's more important things in the world.

:'( I have spoiled it, god I'm sorry. I did love it though. It wasn't "so bad it's good," but it was silly, and I will watch it again as a comfort film

That gay one where Kristen Stewart had the audacity to not pick Aubrey Plaza wait

"Happiest season"

Damn forgot to say I'm primarily a musician

the one which filled my form out, took me out, reached for my heart, made me feel, ripped it out, threw it on the ground, drove a heavy tank over it, parked the heavy tank nearby, came back to spit on it, then asked me over and over in my father's voice "Now do you understand why I had to do that?"