📍 Krasnodar aka the shitty city, Russia
23 y/o desperately lonely girlfailure
I will henceforth assume myself to be welcomed unless stated otherwise
fun fact #1: emilya is a system!
we use the name (somewhat confusingly) as both the name of the combined person and the name of the system when we're split
instead we've reached post-consumer
instead of making work redundant, they're intent on making humanity itself redundant
instead we've reached post-consumer
instead of making work redundant, they're intent on making humanity itself redundant
pick judas
go to kill beast
die
revive from judas' shadow
that switches my character to judas
panic because "oh no the victory will go to judas instead of my original character! oh no!"
chat am I stupid?
pick judas
go to kill beast
die
revive from judas' shadow
that switches my character to judas
panic because "oh no the victory will go to judas instead of my original character! oh no!"
chat am I stupid?
and a supermarket right next to where he parks is selling Russian flag stickers exactly the size and shape of that decal
I'm tempted to slap one of those stickers on his car just to spite him
and a supermarket right next to where he parks is selling Russian flag stickers exactly the size and shape of that decal
I'm tempted to slap one of those stickers on his car just to spite him
so no matter how much I shave, the mustache is still there obviously visible
I guess that's what the lasers are for
so no matter how much I shave, the mustache is still there obviously visible
I guess that's what the lasers are for
he will slap you
he will slap you
human society is such a vast and complex thing that no individual human can hope to grasp it in its entirety
we come up with models, lines and graphs and theories to make up for it
but we'll never truly know it in its entirety
human society is such a vast and complex thing that no individual human can hope to grasp it in its entirety
we come up with models, lines and graphs and theories to make up for it
but we'll never truly know it in its entirety
but as you grow up you realise how little they actually know
so as an adult, you realise that the world is full of idiots
who are just as stupid as you and know just as little
it's terrifying
but as you grow up you realise how little they actually know
so as an adult, you realise that the world is full of idiots
who are just as stupid as you and know just as little
it's terrifying
meaning I am now officially just underweight, as opposed to severely underweight
everyone clap I've genuinely worked hard for this
meaning I am now officially just underweight, as opposed to severely underweight
everyone clap I've genuinely worked hard for this
when was the last time a country that made cars had ceased to exist?
when was the last time a country that made cars had ceased to exist?
our family only gets together for a wedding or a funeral
getting together every single year sounds like a terrible idea
our family only gets together for a wedding or a funeral
getting together every single year sounds like a terrible idea
no inspiration no energy no interest
damn
no inspiration no energy no interest
damn
when the customer is unwrapping your candy, the last thing you want them to feel is disappointment
when the customer is unwrapping your candy, the last thing you want them to feel is disappointment
I grab on to anything feminine I can and lean heavy on it just to feel normal because I'm compensating for dysphoria
for feeling inadequate as a woman because I'm trans
1/2
I grab on to anything feminine I can and lean heavy on it just to feel normal because I'm compensating for dysphoria
for feeling inadequate as a woman because I'm trans
1/2
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woke: ant raft
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woke: ant raft
feeling your hair perk up at the taste and smell of it?
possibly even shaking a little feeling it in your stomach?
because I have
and I cooked it myself too! even improvised recipe!
feeling your hair perk up at the taste and smell of it?
possibly even shaking a little feeling it in your stomach?
because I have
and I cooked it myself too! even improvised recipe!
and the fewer you have of them the more often this will happen
and the fewer you have of them the more often this will happen
yall are crazy missing out on them
actually unbelievable, you better start stealing the recipes and making your own in the UK or something
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_sn...
yall are crazy missing out on them
actually unbelievable, you better start stealing the recipes and making your own in the UK or something
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_sn...