Emily
@emilydawn.bsky.social
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Feminist, socialist, sports fan, cat lady, maritimer. I love libraries, cemeteries, museums & thrift shops. {she/her} 🌕🧶⚾️
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emilydawn.bsky.social
I cannot DEAL WITH all this fucking galaxy brain over management
emilydawn.bsky.social
Sarah and I are singlehandedly bringing back #teamunit (this may be our fault)
Texts with Sarah 

Me: just had a vision of them showing the Jays score at the ACC and everyone booing 
Me: Team Unit
Sarah: I can’t wait to definitely force someone to listen to me talk about team unit tn
Me: everyone’s invited!! Not you JP Arencibia
emilydawn.bsky.social
Personally I think it’s good that we’re making over our entire traffic infrastructure because Doug’s friends can’t stop getting tickets
emilydawn.bsky.social
I don’t think we should be legislating based on how happy the laws make people actually
graphicmatt.com
Explaining her motion for variable speed limits in school zones, Cheng says, "I do also acknowledge if you get a ticket for going over 30 at 2 a.m., probably you're not going to be very happy about that, because most people don't want to drive 30 km/h at 2 a.m."
emilydawn.bsky.social
Catching a cold one day before vacation
Tweet from @jennifermerr:

My friends: omg how are you! 

Me: I wrong the gods in all my past lives and I once again have only bad news
emilydawn.bsky.social
May that finally happen in my third year of seriously applying for jobs, lol.
emilydawn.bsky.social
I have also gotten emphatic but conflicting unsolicited advice from HR professionals about whether or not I should include dates on my education. Why are there so many TRAPS
emilydawn.bsky.social
Someone recently told me if I’m applying for like, admin assistant jobs, I should take my master’s degrees off my resume. Whatever you do don’t think about what I could have spent those tens of thousands of dollars on instead!!!!!
emilydawn.bsky.social
Omg WHAT do I have to do for the Reddit app to stop sending me anti-union posts from the Canada Post subreddit, I have never once engaged
emilydawn.bsky.social
I can’t believe I had the most annoying day ever and it wasn’t even karmic balance for the Jays winning tonight
emilydawn.bsky.social
Please come back and win this game so I don’t have to learn any lessons from this
emilydawn.bsky.social
I took so much shit for cheering for the Yankees in the wildcard round because I thought they’d be a better matchup for us and I have never been more right in my life
emilydawn.bsky.social
Hey guys I found the man in white
Carlos Rodon in a white Yankees uniform
emilydawn.bsky.social
My mom in the fourth inning of game two
Text from my mom: I like our chances against Rodon too maybe
emilydawn.bsky.social
WHY DID YOU THROW TO SECOND LMFAO
Reposted by Emily
emilydawn.bsky.social
Do you think my friends are getting tired of me blurting out things like “I am going to beat IKF to death with my bare hands” in the middle of the Bachelor in Paradise finale
emilydawn.bsky.social
Let’s fucking go oh my god
emilydawn.bsky.social
John Schneider reads my texts
jayjaffe.bsky.social
“You always feel the weight of the world and decisions you make, but when you feel a country, it gets a little dicey at times, like the 6th inning with the bases loaded, nobody out and Aaron Judge hitting. You feel like people in Nova Scotia want to come murder you.” — Toronto manager John Schneider
emilydawn.bsky.social
BLAKE TREINEN RETIRE BITCH
emilydawn.bsky.social
The Sportsnet TTC ads having Nylander, Rielly and Knies on them is perfect, more companies should advertise directly to me and Sarah
emilydawn.bsky.social
Crazy that anyone in this city is thinking about the Leafs right now
emilydawn.bsky.social
God love McDavid but the Oilers could have $50 million in cap space specifically for goalies and would still end up with Vesa Toskala in net
emilydawn.bsky.social
I can’t believe the Jays nearly blew the division because they gave the man in white a couple weeks off
Text from Mike: One thing I like about the crying about cheating they've decided to go with is I guess we decided to turn it off when we were desperate for a single win at home in the last two weeks
emilydawn.bsky.social
Literally yes, it’s been driving me crazy for years