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emilulu
@emilyhannnah.bsky.social
Tandem bikes too clunky how bout we couldve just gone with dicycle it’s sillier
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How often are we washing our jackets be honest
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
anyone who did NOT grow up in a childhood home that felt like an energetic game of minesweeper & live in an apartment building….. please clarify what is *too loud* volume after 11p #ikyk
September 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
im in a jean jacket & just walked by 2 ladies ALSO in jean jackets, so we all did the boaters nod
September 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
were any Zander’s not just absolute dweebs? name one I dare u
August 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if I have to pay for a paper bag…..go ahead & slap a couple handles on that thing, thanks sweetheart
August 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Does everyone else hear any reality competition contestant is from their city immediately think *oh I prob know them what’s their name?* and they’re like a teenager from Dedham?
July 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Do neurotypical adults feel NOTHING from rainbow sprinkles in their cold treats? I’d be so sad if that was me
July 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Does everyone else just keep buying blackberries like a little freak despite almost half of every package is most likely moldy cause we hate a life lesson?
July 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The only thing I was happy about watching Beau is Afraid is hearing his bday is also my dead grandpas!

(At the very end of the very long film 🙃)
July 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
normalize finding out someone you peripherally know has the same chronic illness as you & immediately DMing them "ok whatre worst sympties?"
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July 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
AHEM DID EVERYONE KNOW NUPTIALS IS SPELLED LIKE THIS!! And if so, why are we all pronouncing it NUP-CHEW-ALL like there’s anyyyyy “u” in there! Frankly, I’m horrified.

NUP-SHIL! nup-shil. are you out of ur MIND asking me to pronounce a word like this?
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July 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You know when boys buy you pineapple yogurt so you have to eat pineapple yogurt in the heat?
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this has the same vibe as seinfeld’s body shaming Oprah joke on SNL years ago but less offensive?
July 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I still can’t believe people my age aren’t child brides and teen moms.
July 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Not me being a child of divorce thinking of ways to pit ChatGPT and Gemini against each other to get the best output lol #womeninstem
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July 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Gotta tell you… nobody shoulda allowed me here, or frankly even created a world where i heard this exists but too late no turning back to before times ladies
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March 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
remember when the wildest thing a prez had us fired up about for DAYSSSS was Is Our Children Learning? lol
March 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM