@emilyiguess.bsky.social
SHIELD must fall
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
SHIELD must fall
need a simultaneous orgasm STAT
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 AM
need a simultaneous orgasm STAT
dawg it’s kinda crazy when i think about it but i’m like soooo sexy
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
dawg it’s kinda crazy when i think about it but i’m like soooo sexy
do you clean before a cleaner or are you normal
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
do you clean before a cleaner or are you normal
took a shit in a car dealership today
a car dealer shit
a car dealer shit
February 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
took a shit in a car dealership today
a car dealer shit
a car dealer shit
thought i got a paper cut on my old cu**ing spot and freaked out
February 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
thought i got a paper cut on my old cu**ing spot and freaked out
oh no I’ve had one loaded in the chamber so long I think it’s stuck
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
oh no I’ve had one loaded in the chamber so long I think it’s stuck
Guys did the sunset shift? I feel like the sunset shifted
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Guys did the sunset shift? I feel like the sunset shifted
Reposted
Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
of COURSE I was born the morning after a full moon I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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February 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
of COURSE I was born the morning after a full moon I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
“I’m just gonna have to get the fuck over it, I think” and at 4:17am a profound profane life lesson hits me (I smiled)
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
“I’m just gonna have to get the fuck over it, I think” and at 4:17am a profound profane life lesson hits me (I smiled)
just laughed so loud I knocked something over lolllllllllllllll
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 AM
just laughed so loud I knocked something over lolllllllllllllll
didn’t realize how much waiting for my pap result was weighing on me but saw that my results were normal and IMMEDIATELY burst into tears
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
didn’t realize how much waiting for my pap result was weighing on me but saw that my results were normal and IMMEDIATELY burst into tears
MISSED THW FULL MOON FUCK
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM
MISSED THW FULL MOON FUCK
ate food that I knew was pushin it safety wise and now im painting pollocks in the toilet 🤦🏾♀️
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 AM
ate food that I knew was pushin it safety wise and now im painting pollocks in the toilet 🤦🏾♀️
Going into the docs tomorrow not even sure if they’re gonna pap me or nah
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Going into the docs tomorrow not even sure if they’re gonna pap me or nah
dawg I gotta tap the fuck in because wtf DO YOU MEAN BORDER CZAR
January 27, 2026 at 7:08 PM
dawg I gotta tap the fuck in because wtf DO YOU MEAN BORDER CZAR
JUST MADE A DOCTOR APPT IM GEEKED
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
JUST MADE A DOCTOR APPT IM GEEKED
$150 FOR AN URGENT CARE VISIT IS INSANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
$150 FOR AN URGENT CARE VISIT IS INSANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other people might not be safe but I can be !!
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Other people might not be safe but I can be !!
Woke up on the side of the bed that reminded me that I can be a safe place for myself if I want!
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Woke up on the side of the bed that reminded me that I can be a safe place for myself if I want!
every now and then you get a customer service rep that’s an actual angel
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 AM
every now and then you get a customer service rep that’s an actual angel
Dawg I only have 3 exes lmao
January 23, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Dawg I only have 3 exes lmao
lmao not the load scene load screen
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 AM
lmao not the load scene load screen