Emily Malkieri
@emilymalkieri.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️⚧️
Connoisseur of reading sapphic romance, inexperienced at writing it.
Journaling? This is easier.
Connoisseur of reading sapphic romance, inexperienced at writing it.
Journaling? This is easier.
Sat down and wrote 1700 words ☺️
Of a new Kigo story 🙈
I need to get back to my main story!
Of a new Kigo story 🙈
I need to get back to my main story!
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sat down and wrote 1700 words ☺️
Of a new Kigo story 🙈
I need to get back to my main story!
Of a new Kigo story 🙈
I need to get back to my main story!
Lol didn’t expect Huntr/x to just start playing on my parents’ radio. And while I was reading polytrix fanfic, too!
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Lol didn’t expect Huntr/x to just start playing on my parents’ radio. And while I was reading polytrix fanfic, too!
Finally took the time to make the cake I've been wanting to make for ~two weeks... and it turns out I'm out of milk 🙃 Which I noticed after I'd already mixed the rest of the batter 🙃🙃
Well, here's hoping it'll stay good in the fridge for a day.
Well, here's hoping it'll stay good in the fridge for a day.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Finally took the time to make the cake I've been wanting to make for ~two weeks... and it turns out I'm out of milk 🙃 Which I noticed after I'd already mixed the rest of the batter 🙃🙃
Well, here's hoping it'll stay good in the fridge for a day.
Well, here's hoping it'll stay good in the fridge for a day.
Worst thing about having a cold (idk didn't do any tests) is that kinda dull, muffled feeling in your brain. You're just not present enough to do anything creative or pay proper attention to anything fun, so those days waste away, and when you're finally starting to feel better, back to work you go.
September 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Worst thing about having a cold (idk didn't do any tests) is that kinda dull, muffled feeling in your brain. You're just not present enough to do anything creative or pay proper attention to anything fun, so those days waste away, and when you're finally starting to feel better, back to work you go.
Ugh only just got home and already feeling sick 😷
September 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Ugh only just got home and already feeling sick 😷
What's fanfic for, if not for channelling your inner Herodotus?
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
What's fanfic for, if not for channelling your inner Herodotus?
Finally watched K-Pop Demon Hunters, really fun magical girl movie with kinda hit-and-miss gags. But I don't understand why all the boy band guys look like lesbians???
I mean, I'm here for it, but it kinda confused me during their first song.
I mean, I'm here for it, but it kinda confused me during their first song.
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Finally watched K-Pop Demon Hunters, really fun magical girl movie with kinda hit-and-miss gags. But I don't understand why all the boy band guys look like lesbians???
I mean, I'm here for it, but it kinda confused me during their first song.
I mean, I'm here for it, but it kinda confused me during their first song.
Ahh, feels so good to be publishing a chapter again ☺️
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ahh, feels so good to be publishing a chapter again ☺️
Programmers: Always write descriptive git commit messages, otherwise they're useless.
Me just committing as a more versioned backup of my scrivener project:
Me just committing as a more versioned backup of my scrivener project:
September 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Programmers: Always write descriptive git commit messages, otherwise they're useless.
Me just committing as a more versioned backup of my scrivener project:
Me just committing as a more versioned backup of my scrivener project:
First draft done, and chapter three is longer than chapters one and two combined 🙈 But it is done, finally! So happy!
September 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
First draft done, and chapter three is longer than chapters one and two combined 🙈 But it is done, finally! So happy!
7k words now and the chapter's not done 🫠 But I'm finally making real progress again.
September 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
7k words now and the chapter's not done 🫠 But I'm finally making real progress again.
400-ish words yesterday, 400-ish words today. It's a streak!
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
400-ish words yesterday, 400-ish words today. It's a streak!
Lately whenever my email app says “downloading 1 message”, I get super exciting thinking it might be a new chapter notification from any of a dozen fanfics I’m subscribed to.
It usually isn’t, but it sometimes is, and that’s how you get addicted.
It usually isn’t, but it sometimes is, and that’s how you get addicted.
September 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Lately whenever my email app says “downloading 1 message”, I get super exciting thinking it might be a new chapter notification from any of a dozen fanfics I’m subscribed to.
It usually isn’t, but it sometimes is, and that’s how you get addicted.
It usually isn’t, but it sometimes is, and that’s how you get addicted.
Lost a nail at bag inspection. Thought no big deal, I’ve got nail glue with me, I’ll just glue it back on in the waiting area when I’ve got time.
Turns out I lost two more on the way to the airport and didn’t even notice 🥲
Turns out I lost two more on the way to the airport and didn’t even notice 🥲
September 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Lost a nail at bag inspection. Thought no big deal, I’ve got nail glue with me, I’ll just glue it back on in the waiting area when I’ve got time.
Turns out I lost two more on the way to the airport and didn’t even notice 🥲
Turns out I lost two more on the way to the airport and didn’t even notice 🥲
Wrote 900 words over the weekend even though I was busy and didn't expect to write any 😊
Wrote none since even though I had time 😞
Just deleted 450 🫠
Wrote none since even though I had time 😞
Just deleted 450 🫠
August 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wrote 900 words over the weekend even though I was busy and didn't expect to write any 😊
Wrote none since even though I had time 😞
Just deleted 450 🫠
Wrote none since even though I had time 😞
Just deleted 450 🫠
Taking two days off and my entire weekend for a distant cousin’s wedding in the beautiful Austrian countryside: awesome, lovely, anytime.
Spending a total of ~6h in the car with my parents for the roundtrip: please just fucking kill me, I’m gonna need a vacation after this
Spending a total of ~6h in the car with my parents for the roundtrip: please just fucking kill me, I’m gonna need a vacation after this
August 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Taking two days off and my entire weekend for a distant cousin’s wedding in the beautiful Austrian countryside: awesome, lovely, anytime.
Spending a total of ~6h in the car with my parents for the roundtrip: please just fucking kill me, I’m gonna need a vacation after this
Spending a total of ~6h in the car with my parents for the roundtrip: please just fucking kill me, I’m gonna need a vacation after this
Staying the night at my parents’ place for a trip and they found me the absolute chunkiest shark 😂 Feast well on my enemies, you beautiful beast 🦈🏳️⚧️
August 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Staying the night at my parents’ place for a trip and they found me the absolute chunkiest shark 😂 Feast well on my enemies, you beautiful beast 🦈🏳️⚧️
Just read my first m/m fic (because it’s the prologue to a Toga/Uraraka fic 😅) and it wasn’t weird? I mean, I’m a massive Bakugo fan so that might explain it.
August 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just read my first m/m fic (because it’s the prologue to a Toga/Uraraka fic 😅) and it wasn’t weird? I mean, I’m a massive Bakugo fan so that might explain it.
Turns out I'm a bit awkward at making up streets and shops and writing interactions with no-name one-off characters 🫠
Also me, last chapter: They're gonna go shopping! 🤦🏻♀️
Also me, last chapter: They're gonna go shopping! 🤦🏻♀️
August 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Turns out I'm a bit awkward at making up streets and shops and writing interactions with no-name one-off characters 🫠
Also me, last chapter: They're gonna go shopping! 🤦🏻♀️
Also me, last chapter: They're gonna go shopping! 🤦🏻♀️
Been reading a lot of Toga/Ochako recently and I think it's been messing with my brain. I don't even like HeroAca 🙈 Haven't watched any this decade. But turns out if you just give me cute, unhinged, traumatised vampire gf 🧛♀️🔪 and her equally cute, obsessed, slightly saner superhero gf 👩🏻🚀, I'll read it
August 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Been reading a lot of Toga/Ochako recently and I think it's been messing with my brain. I don't even like HeroAca 🙈 Haven't watched any this decade. But turns out if you just give me cute, unhinged, traumatised vampire gf 🧛♀️🔪 and her equally cute, obsessed, slightly saner superhero gf 👩🏻🚀, I'll read it
Sometimes when I’m feeling a bit down, I re-read my favourite, cutest #sapphic romance scenes. Tonight: Truth and Measure ch. 36, 37’s last scene, 38-40.
I just absolutely adore the whole “Look, I’m not gay, but I love you?? Romantically. Ikr I don’t get it either but please go out with me” bit 😍😍
I just absolutely adore the whole “Look, I’m not gay, but I love you?? Romantically. Ikr I don’t get it either but please go out with me” bit 😍😍
August 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sometimes when I’m feeling a bit down, I re-read my favourite, cutest #sapphic romance scenes. Tonight: Truth and Measure ch. 36, 37’s last scene, 38-40.
I just absolutely adore the whole “Look, I’m not gay, but I love you?? Romantically. Ikr I don’t get it either but please go out with me” bit 😍😍
I just absolutely adore the whole “Look, I’m not gay, but I love you?? Romantically. Ikr I don’t get it either but please go out with me” bit 😍😍
@woodenpotatoes.bsky.social youtube's filtering comments again 😠 my reply was "yes, on the holiest day of his church, a day after meeting with a fascist". I even spelled that last word creatively, but it filtered it anyway
August 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
@woodenpotatoes.bsky.social youtube's filtering comments again 😠 my reply was "yes, on the holiest day of his church, a day after meeting with a fascist". I even spelled that last word creatively, but it filtered it anyway
Kinda cool how my new 6TB external HDD is almost exactly the same size as my 11-year-old 2TB one.
August 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Kinda cool how my new 6TB external HDD is almost exactly the same size as my 11-year-old 2TB one.
Noooo, what do you mean Love Thy Neighbour ended? I’m gonna uninstall my manga app 😭 That was the best toxic yuri out there.
August 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Noooo, what do you mean Love Thy Neighbour ended? I’m gonna uninstall my manga app 😭 That was the best toxic yuri out there.
Just finished a #pokemonTCGPocket Genetic Apex decklist with a Sea and Sky shiny Nidorino. Wild.
August 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Just finished a #pokemonTCGPocket Genetic Apex decklist with a Sea and Sky shiny Nidorino. Wild.