Emily Oswin-Welborn
emilyoswinwelborn.bsky.social
Emily Oswin-Welborn
@emilyoswinwelborn.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️

Aspiring author, D&D DM forever, Married to an amazing wife, autistic a bit, ADHD a lot, and honestly I don’t know how I keep going sometimes but Star Trek and Dungeon Crawler Carl are helping
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They’re obsessed with hating trans people, and all I want out of life is to grow old with my wife, play video games, write, watch shows, and play D&D with my friends.
On a scale of Exasperated Sigh to Klingon ready to murder you, I hang out at Klingon ready to murder you pretty often in the anger scale lately
February 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I get why Christians bug people so much about their religion so much now. It’s so fun to tell people about your favorite book and insist they need to read it
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Me: I need to drive Rideshare and make money today

Also me: I need to stay home and replay Baldur’s Gate 3 all day
February 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Sure Texas is a nightmare on the state government level and a lot of local governments but have you had a kolache?
February 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Why is Netflix making a ticket to ride movie?

On the other hand, my wife does love that board game
February 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Someone could put 20,000 in my checking account right now and I’d still be broke because there’s so much on my to do list of things we need to do
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Wrapped up the Phandelver and Below campaign after two years. Yay for my first D&D campaign I DMed coming to a successful conclusion.

I only TPKed them once

Admittedly the TPK did cause two players to leave in a r/dndhorrorstories experience.

Killed their characters and the friendship :(
February 18, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Democrats will likely win the mid-terms not through appealing to Republicans or any brilliant policies, but simply because they’re out of power and a lot of us are mad as hell.

Don’t worry though, they’ll take entirely the wrong lesson from this victory.
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
They’re obsessed with hating trans people, and all I want out of life is to grow old with my wife, play video games, write, watch shows, and play D&D with my friends.
February 18, 2026 at 12:28 PM