The Eminent Cake
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Enby (They/Them)💛🤍💜🖤 | Scientist | Reader of books | Player of cards
I've been looking forward to the pre-release night all week!
a man in a suit is saying this is a big day for us .
Alt: An older gentleman in a suit is excitedly saying this is a big day for us.
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January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I've been looking forward to the pre-release night all week!
That was more of a rant than a review, if that is typical of your reviews I certainly wouldn't want to pay for the privilege of reading any more of them.
Producing this level of nitpicking vitriol against an author's first novel is honestly a dick move.
Producing this level of nitpicking vitriol against an author's first novel is honestly a dick move.
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
That was more of a rant than a review, if that is typical of your reviews I certainly wouldn't want to pay for the privilege of reading any more of them.
Producing this level of nitpicking vitriol against an author's first novel is honestly a dick move.
Producing this level of nitpicking vitriol against an author's first novel is honestly a dick move.
Well that's made up my mind, time to uninstall Libby and tell everyone I know to do so as well. Fuck generative AI.
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Well that's made up my mind, time to uninstall Libby and tell everyone I know to do so as well. Fuck generative AI.
Incredible, I have GOT to try that!
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Incredible, I have GOT to try that!
Hold up, is that tater tots with bonito flakes!? I'm going to take a guess that it's takoyaki sauce on it as well?
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Hold up, is that tater tots with bonito flakes!? I'm going to take a guess that it's takoyaki sauce on it as well?
Immediately backing 😍
January 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Immediately backing 😍
That would make a fine addition to my Xu-Ifit deck.
Play, sacrifice, revive as a blank 7/7
Play, sacrifice, revive as a blank 7/7
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
That would make a fine addition to my Xu-Ifit deck.
Play, sacrifice, revive as a blank 7/7
Play, sacrifice, revive as a blank 7/7
ALL creatures not just your own, that will make things interesting.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ALL creatures not just your own, that will make things interesting.
That was amazing, well done to everyone involved! I was already excited for the setting but now even more so.
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
That was amazing, well done to everyone involved! I was already excited for the setting but now even more so.
This makes me think of the internet checkpoint rather than time travel.
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This makes me think of the internet checkpoint rather than time travel.
International shipping is the worst, so many authors I'd love to get signed copies from but shipping things to the bottom of the world is so expensive.
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
International shipping is the worst, so many authors I'd love to get signed copies from but shipping things to the bottom of the world is so expensive.
There was a game that did a similar thing where you were able to modify the game code (to a limited extent) to solve problems and fight enemies etc. The Magic Circle.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
There was a game that did a similar thing where you were able to modify the game code (to a limited extent) to solve problems and fight enemies etc. The Magic Circle.
Hey look! A boob window.
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey look! A boob window.
No no no, you have failed no one.
This year has been a lot (what with the current hellscape, and your attempt to find safety) and you have still given us multiple stories.
You write at whatever pace is comfortable, we will wait however long it takes.
This year has been a lot (what with the current hellscape, and your attempt to find safety) and you have still given us multiple stories.
You write at whatever pace is comfortable, we will wait however long it takes.
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
No no no, you have failed no one.
This year has been a lot (what with the current hellscape, and your attempt to find safety) and you have still given us multiple stories.
You write at whatever pace is comfortable, we will wait however long it takes.
This year has been a lot (what with the current hellscape, and your attempt to find safety) and you have still given us multiple stories.
You write at whatever pace is comfortable, we will wait however long it takes.
Stop trying to shove AI crap into everything.
December 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Stop trying to shove AI crap into everything.
This plus the Endstone and harmless offering?
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This plus the Endstone and harmless offering?
That's awesome, congratulations!
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That's awesome, congratulations!
I would much rather see more previews for the Lorwyn set than marvel cards from a set that doesn't come out until halfway through next year.
Universes beyond should not overshadow in universe releases.
Universes beyond should not overshadow in universe releases.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I would much rather see more previews for the Lorwyn set than marvel cards from a set that doesn't come out until halfway through next year.
Universes beyond should not overshadow in universe releases.
Universes beyond should not overshadow in universe releases.
#ChristmasGiftMonday that is a wonderful color combination, so pretty!
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#ChristmasGiftMonday that is a wonderful color combination, so pretty!
That is a beautiful horse, it's a wonderful tribute to the artists that came long before us.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That is a beautiful horse, it's a wonderful tribute to the artists that came long before us.