TL:DR people really don’t listen to lyrics

this is also how I feel about the vast number of people who choose ‘Every breath you take’, as their wedding song, a song about stalking and one Sting later described as “sinister and ugly”. He wrote a corrective (‘If you love
somebody set them free’)!

the minute I get $1000!

for any folks out there tempted to heap doubt on/gatekeep this please know I am ALWAYS delighted to see a yellow robin and have spent countless hours watching ravens. I don’t need the swag of an endangered bird to bring me joy, but I am pleased to be part of it nonetheless

I was just telling Harry that I didn’t know what i would spend a lazy $1000 on but now I am thinking I need a stained glass of Scout dressed as a ham

this is allowed now?!

“busy women”: women who angrily told me to stop interrupting them to ask them about shoes while they were trying to work

Alongisde this, I am really not coping with the resurgence of the r-word online.

my sister and I are wearing macaroni necklaces we made ourselves. I think she might have eaten some of hers. Mine is comically long because I didn’t want to stop threading the noodles onto the string

this makes you the most popular person in front of a bowl of mixed nuts tho