Emily
@emjanae.bsky.social
Here’s little peak into my beautiful and astounding mind 🧚✨
I just took a t break (I haven’t smoked yet today)
March 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I just took a t break (I haven’t smoked yet today)
I hope you come to love not only me, but also all the insane things I choose to post online
February 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I hope you come to love not only me, but also all the insane things I choose to post online
The thing about my ideas is that sometimes they are ingenious and clairvoyant, but sometimes they are the worst thing ever conceived of
January 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The thing about my ideas is that sometimes they are ingenious and clairvoyant, but sometimes they are the worst thing ever conceived of
Reminding god that I did NOT sign up for the Character Development package for 2025
January 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Reminding god that I did NOT sign up for the Character Development package for 2025
“Moo deng better move over there’s a new pigmy hippo ” ok why must the media always pit two queens against each other
January 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Moo deng better move over there’s a new pigmy hippo ” ok why must the media always pit two queens against each other
If you like marvel you’re a Disney adult
December 29, 2024 at 4:25 AM
If you like marvel you’re a Disney adult
Yeah I’m at rock bottom but guess what? I love geology
December 27, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Yeah I’m at rock bottom but guess what? I love geology
I wanted something light and fun to read so I cracked open Wicked the book. Let me tell you it’s neither light nor fun
December 7, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I wanted something light and fun to read so I cracked open Wicked the book. Let me tell you it’s neither light nor fun
The only way I can force myself to work 8 hrs a day is with a $10 coffee. That’s just the cost of doing business with myself
November 23, 2024 at 7:19 PM
The only way I can force myself to work 8 hrs a day is with a $10 coffee. That’s just the cost of doing business with myself
I shouldn’t have to “look for a therapist” they should all be clamoring for the chance to look into my psyche
November 21, 2024 at 12:03 PM
I shouldn’t have to “look for a therapist” they should all be clamoring for the chance to look into my psyche
This is the kind of meme I would send to my friends who I met in the psych ward :
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
This is the kind of meme I would send to my friends who I met in the psych ward :