George and Mary Bailey are literally the parents that raised me

An unexpected phone call from the beyond

"Kamala spent too much on identity politics and not enough focus on the middle class" begging you to read her book. This woman's main focus is literally the middle class 😭

I'm surviving on a diet of two different steroids, a muscle relaxant, nasal spray, liquid lidocaine, and progressive soup.

0/10 recommend getting an upper respiratory infection

Jazz? You mean Charlie Brown music?

I'm trying to get back into astrophotography but the best spot in my area to take photos is also home to a lot of wildlife and I just cannot focus on getting shots when raccoons keep getting too close for comfort 😭

I start getting in my head about being all tin foil hat about the election but then my brother sends me stuff like this and I start to feel better

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

anyone else have family that are really good at remembering and sending out cards for everyone's birthdays? my aunt and uncle are so good they sent a card to my future SIL that they met only twice like...that is some serious care game

Kelly Clarkson's If I Only Had a Brain cover??? HELLO???

I still can't believe this actually made it to Spotify after being under copyright prison for YEARS 😭

I can't believe it took me watching Santa Claus is Coming to Town to find out that Jessica Keenan Wynn is the granddaughter of Keenan Wynn who is the son of Ed Wynn.