Emma Helleur
@emmahelleur.bsky.social
Comms, weddings & politics. The 3 pillars of a not so young Helleur
She’s alive. She looks well. She’s with Will. They look happy.
Can we stop now. This shit is exhausting.
Can we stop now. This shit is exhausting.
March 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
She’s alive. She looks well. She’s with Will. They look happy.
Can we stop now. This shit is exhausting.
Can we stop now. This shit is exhausting.
RNZ asking people how they’re gonna spend their tax cut is the same as asking them how they look after their unicorn
March 18, 2024 at 6:10 AM
RNZ asking people how they’re gonna spend their tax cut is the same as asking them how they look after their unicorn
I told my cousin I want her birth announcement as a gif of the alien baby ripping out of the stomach in Alien.
This morning. She sent me that gif 😂
This morning. She sent me that gif 😂
March 18, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I told my cousin I want her birth announcement as a gif of the alien baby ripping out of the stomach in Alien.
This morning. She sent me that gif 😂
This morning. She sent me that gif 😂
The levels upon levels of levels of ick this gives me. The head tilt, pout and tongue. Find me a women who hasn’t been sent these exact same photos followed by an unsolicited 🍆
Who approved this video then uploaded it. Revolting.
Who approved this video then uploaded it. Revolting.
March 15, 2024 at 9:57 AM
The levels upon levels of levels of ick this gives me. The head tilt, pout and tongue. Find me a women who hasn’t been sent these exact same photos followed by an unsolicited 🍆
Who approved this video then uploaded it. Revolting.
Who approved this video then uploaded it. Revolting.
What the actual F*^K is The Rock doing interviews with Tr^mp lovers? Literally the man who runs the Tr^mp store in the USA on the radio talking about what a great man he is. Their constant promotion of Luxon was 1 thing but this is unbelievable
March 13, 2024 at 7:51 PM
What the actual F*^K is The Rock doing interviews with Tr^mp lovers? Literally the man who runs the Tr^mp store in the USA on the radio talking about what a great man he is. Their constant promotion of Luxon was 1 thing but this is unbelievable
I hate the version of me that does groceries.
She never gets snacks.
She’s such a bitch
She never gets snacks.
She’s such a bitch
March 13, 2024 at 9:43 AM
I hate the version of me that does groceries.
She never gets snacks.
She’s such a bitch
She never gets snacks.
She’s such a bitch
wHy hAs tHe pRinCeSs dIsSaPpeArEd SuDdEnLy wItH nO wArNiNg
I mean. She hasn’t. It wasn’t sudden. It wasn’t with no warning. I mean they might be hiding something but they also absolutely said no one would see her till Easter.
Conspiracies are exhausting.
The internet is exhausting
I mean. She hasn’t. It wasn’t sudden. It wasn’t with no warning. I mean they might be hiding something but they also absolutely said no one would see her till Easter.
Conspiracies are exhausting.
The internet is exhausting
March 13, 2024 at 8:48 AM
wHy hAs tHe pRinCeSs dIsSaPpeArEd SuDdEnLy wItH nO wArNiNg
I mean. She hasn’t. It wasn’t sudden. It wasn’t with no warning. I mean they might be hiding something but they also absolutely said no one would see her till Easter.
Conspiracies are exhausting.
The internet is exhausting
I mean. She hasn’t. It wasn’t sudden. It wasn’t with no warning. I mean they might be hiding something but they also absolutely said no one would see her till Easter.
Conspiracies are exhausting.
The internet is exhausting
I can hear the Mr Whippy siren and if he doesn’t come up my street I’m going to be so mad
March 13, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I can hear the Mr Whippy siren and if he doesn’t come up my street I’m going to be so mad
20 mins into the news and it’s
Police officers need money - but it’s going to landlords
Disabilities services need money - but it’s going to landlords
Kids need to eat food - but it’s going to landlords
Police officers need money - but it’s going to landlords
Disabilities services need money - but it’s going to landlords
Kids need to eat food - but it’s going to landlords
March 12, 2024 at 5:21 AM
20 mins into the news and it’s
Police officers need money - but it’s going to landlords
Disabilities services need money - but it’s going to landlords
Kids need to eat food - but it’s going to landlords
Police officers need money - but it’s going to landlords
Disabilities services need money - but it’s going to landlords
Kids need to eat food - but it’s going to landlords
Me watching the news piling on National:……
WHERE WAS THIS VIBE IN SEPTEMBER 😡
WHERE WAS THIS VIBE IN SEPTEMBER 😡
March 12, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Me watching the news piling on National:……
WHERE WAS THIS VIBE IN SEPTEMBER 😡
WHERE WAS THIS VIBE IN SEPTEMBER 😡
Just saw the new ad for Burger King with the loud crunchy chewing and my heart is racing so fast and I feel like I’m going to smash a window. I genuinely cannot handle hearing chewing. Who the hell approved that ad and can I send an angry email.
March 11, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Just saw the new ad for Burger King with the loud crunchy chewing and my heart is racing so fast and I feel like I’m going to smash a window. I genuinely cannot handle hearing chewing. Who the hell approved that ad and can I send an angry email.
Poor Things is one of the most unusual movies I’ve seen in a long time
March 11, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Poor Things is one of the most unusual movies I’ve seen in a long time
Can’t even find the sarcastic words to make comment here.
March 11, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Can’t even find the sarcastic words to make comment here.
I’m glad she didn’t bring the Barbie vibes. If they wanted Barbie they wouldn’t have snubbed her. The Oscar’s don’t deserve Barbie
March 11, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I’m glad she didn’t bring the Barbie vibes. If they wanted Barbie they wouldn’t have snubbed her. The Oscar’s don’t deserve Barbie
Reposted by Emma Helleur
nobody disappears in the bermuda triangle anymore. due to wokeness
March 10, 2024 at 1:15 AM
nobody disappears in the bermuda triangle anymore. due to wokeness
Also, I see Seymour already preparing to blame rent prices on immigration
March 10, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Also, I see Seymour already preparing to blame rent prices on immigration
Imagine believing that giving landlords breaks & cuts will result in tenants getting cheaper rent 😂 I remember when I used to believe in fairy tales too
March 10, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Imagine believing that giving landlords breaks & cuts will result in tenants getting cheaper rent 😂 I remember when I used to believe in fairy tales too
I’m really tolerant of daddy long legs in my house. But they recently turned the corner of my bedroom into a nursery and I don’t know how I feel about that
March 9, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I’m really tolerant of daddy long legs in my house. But they recently turned the corner of my bedroom into a nursery and I don’t know how I feel about that
Me on Monday
Word won't open ANY files now. Amazing.
March 9, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Me on Monday
Can’t believe they’re getting rid of fair go but still producing 5 nights a week of Shortland st
March 8, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Can’t believe they’re getting rid of fair go but still producing 5 nights a week of Shortland st
I get nervous buying things online because I automatically assume everything is drop shipping. Am I spending $90 on a $5 bracelet from shein? Maybe. Probably.
March 7, 2024 at 8:17 AM
I get nervous buying things online because I automatically assume everything is drop shipping. Am I spending $90 on a $5 bracelet from shein? Maybe. Probably.
Right wing government
Step 1: moan about media & make the public hate them
Step 2: media starts shutting down
Step 3: no one is there to hold you accountable
Step 4: profit
Step 1: moan about media & make the public hate them
Step 2: media starts shutting down
Step 3: no one is there to hold you accountable
Step 4: profit
March 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Right wing government
Step 1: moan about media & make the public hate them
Step 2: media starts shutting down
Step 3: no one is there to hold you accountable
Step 4: profit
Step 1: moan about media & make the public hate them
Step 2: media starts shutting down
Step 3: no one is there to hold you accountable
Step 4: profit
My flatmates are Brazilian and the most beautiful thing is how excited they are about Te ao Māori. They couldn’t care less about all our western “culture” but are in love with and fascinated by Te ao Māori
March 6, 2024 at 8:08 AM
My flatmates are Brazilian and the most beautiful thing is how excited they are about Te ao Māori. They couldn’t care less about all our western “culture” but are in love with and fascinated by Te ao Māori
When the racist redneck government is mad that they’re being called a racist redneck government #iftheshoefits
March 6, 2024 at 2:44 AM
When the racist redneck government is mad that they’re being called a racist redneck government #iftheshoefits
I’m still exhausted from our election last year. I don’t have the energy to hear about the American election for the next 8 months. Especially when it’s literally watching it burn
March 5, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I’m still exhausted from our election last year. I don’t have the energy to hear about the American election for the next 8 months. Especially when it’s literally watching it burn