Did you know… you can be clumsy enough to cut your leg with the reddi whip nozzle. I’m not sure how I’ve survived to this age

Cute dogs for effect

@pylos.co taking the RSAC stage - talking about ‘Defensive tensions in critical infrastructure cyber defense’

Always love a good Joe talk

This might be one of the funnier jokes I’ve ever made about breast cancer

Please note we are on Emma 4.0, as it turns out replacement set Emma 2.0 was ruptured the day before and Ironman race in mysterious circumstance, and 3.0 were recalled AND ruptured from a mountain biking accident

I’m a big deal in the local turkey trot. Nope. But I did come 3rd. The glory will never fade.

Consistency in trying to get back to tri

And so it begins

We do not approve of being taken to the emergency vet. Nuh uh. Sad face

Anobelle likes to use Archie as a pillow… doggos getting used to the east coast like champs

I mean…

If you ever drive with me somewhere long distance. Please be aware my excitement at different types of electric infrastructure will not calm down. I will absolutely tell you fun facts for 2600 miles. It looks like this.

Just casually driving across the country this holiday weekend - at petrified forest national park! Dogs and all (there are two in this photo)

Archie is being dramatic about being locked out for the movers

2016 I brought home a little beauceron dog called Ano. She was abandoned on a farm and had been living with goats. She didn’t understand people and wouldn’t even come in the living room for months.
Today… Anobelle sleeps like this.

Has everyone checked on their local billionaires today…. I don’t think they are ok

Man to Emma: we are just going downtown for a couple drinks, it’s a sneaker day
Emma: I understand the assignment
Always be extra.

Well I have no idea if I have the capacity for another social… but here’s my dog trying to squash me off a bridge as a start. Fluffy monster.