My perfect day would involve getting froyo
June 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My perfect day would involve getting froyo
Olive Garden should make a commercial that is like Nicole Kidman amc video
April 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Olive Garden should make a commercial that is like Nicole Kidman amc video
I am so glad baseball is back I love you Philadelphia
March 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I am so glad baseball is back I love you Philadelphia
I LOVE MY CATS AND THE PHILLIES
March 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I LOVE MY CATS AND THE PHILLIES
Really never want to see that Benny blanco guy again
March 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Really never want to see that Benny blanco guy again
How long will it take the 3 men in my apartment to wish me a happy international women’s day?
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
How long will it take the 3 men in my apartment to wish me a happy international women’s day?
What else can I dip in chick fila sauce ?
February 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What else can I dip in chick fila sauce ?
Can people be funnier on here so I can leave twitter forever
February 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Can people be funnier on here so I can leave twitter forever
Before and after someone yelling go birds at you on the street
February 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Before and after someone yelling go birds at you on the street
Womanhood is failing to find an outfit and having to go to urban outfitters for a dress last minute
February 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Womanhood is failing to find an outfit and having to go to urban outfitters for a dress last minute
Oh Mary has inspired me in endless ways
1. Start yelling
2. Start drinking
3. Hiss
4. Become an actress
5. Sing Belle and Sebastian cabaret
6. Do whatever I want
7. Write fan fiction
8. Wear dresses like that
9. Run lines w my bf
10. Spread rumors of historical figures
11. Write inmates in jail
1. Start yelling
2. Start drinking
3. Hiss
4. Become an actress
5. Sing Belle and Sebastian cabaret
6. Do whatever I want
7. Write fan fiction
8. Wear dresses like that
9. Run lines w my bf
10. Spread rumors of historical figures
11. Write inmates in jail
February 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Oh Mary has inspired me in endless ways
1. Start yelling
2. Start drinking
3. Hiss
4. Become an actress
5. Sing Belle and Sebastian cabaret
6. Do whatever I want
7. Write fan fiction
8. Wear dresses like that
9. Run lines w my bf
10. Spread rumors of historical figures
11. Write inmates in jail
1. Start yelling
2. Start drinking
3. Hiss
4. Become an actress
5. Sing Belle and Sebastian cabaret
6. Do whatever I want
7. Write fan fiction
8. Wear dresses like that
9. Run lines w my bf
10. Spread rumors of historical figures
11. Write inmates in jail
I love when the people of Philadelphia are happy they deserve it
February 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I love when the people of Philadelphia are happy they deserve it
everyone should BE QUIET and SHUT UP forever
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
everyone should BE QUIET and SHUT UP forever
Wouldn’t it be easier for every person at the restaurant if they would just give you bigger cups. Less refills.
February 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wouldn’t it be easier for every person at the restaurant if they would just give you bigger cups. Less refills.
What’s better than this combo?
January 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What’s better than this combo?
Mornings like these make me realize America really does run on Dunkin
January 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mornings like these make me realize America really does run on Dunkin
every time I eat an apple I’m like damn I should do this more often
January 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
every time I eat an apple I’m like damn I should do this more often
nothing like looking at the clock realizing it’s 2am after locking into the sims for 7 hours <3
December 29, 2024 at 6:44 AM
nothing like looking at the clock realizing it’s 2am after locking into the sims for 7 hours <3
I do not think Big Justice and AJ would survive the Brooklyn Costco
December 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I do not think Big Justice and AJ would survive the Brooklyn Costco
I am at goodwill and someone donated their entire collection of handknitted sweaters I am in heaven
December 21, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I am at goodwill and someone donated their entire collection of handknitted sweaters I am in heaven
Confused Casey Anthony and Casey Affleck the other day
December 16, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Confused Casey Anthony and Casey Affleck the other day
Thoughtful!
Luigi Mangione reportedly debated using a bomb to kill UnitedHealthcare’s CEO but ultimately decided to shoot him to spare the lives of nearby innocent people.
December 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Thoughtful!
Weird !
Elton John says legalizing weed in America is "one of the greatest mistakes of all time" → cons.lv/XHY57r
December 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Weird !