i dont like it when people say "try saying that five times fast" and then its something that just isn't hard to say fast. like, are you stupid. anyone can just try. the whole point is that its fast.

@unormal.bsky.social will the graftek + trembling dunes ever come back to qud or was that feature cut for good (burning question I know, congrats on 1.0)

Thank god that guy killed that healthcare ceo after Halloween because the killers outfit would have had a stranglehold on the costume scene

*version of Spider-Man world where spider man is 100 dogs*
J Jonah Jamison: get me a picture of 100 dogs!! Right now!!
Reporter who is secretly 100 dogs: ill see what I can do ;)

I’m actually not one big thing I’m a lot of little things

hate crime? um yeah I do

architects should be legally required to put faces on skyscrapers totem pole style

Baseball should have an inning called "Pearl round" where the pitcher chucks handfuls of genuine oyster pearls at top speed towards anybody he wants. Baseball needs more frenzied throwing of gemstones in general honestly.

you know, for a guy with a bite force of over 13,000,000 psi I sure do use it all the time. I'm biting people like it's my job!

seahorse.
airbus.
fish car.

WHY CAN'T THINGS JUST MAKE SENSE FOR ONCE!

*pulls out giant carrot from the ground and shows it to a colorblind person* "now THIS is orange"