Emm Vee
emmmveee.bsky.social
Emm Vee
@emmmveee.bsky.social
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Remove your blindfold

It was a kumquat
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This is why I follow you

For this previously unmentioned knowledge that only a true football hipster would know
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Or, read more than just the headline and see that there are record cases for this time of year

Far too many people ignoring simple advice, that was law only a few years ago, to stay at home if you're ill
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It was up there with the one he just passed out for a throw in
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Nah, I don't really bet
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He's a candidate for top ten biggest knobheads in football ever
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Definitely an opportunity for a third on the break
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
In all other circumstances (e.g. holding, pulling, pushing, no possibility to play the ball etc.), the offending player must be sent off

The only way around it is if the ref claimed it wasn't an obvious scoring opportunity
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nope

Where a player commits an offence against an opponent within their own penalty area which denies an opponent an obvious goal-scoring opportunity and the referee awards a penalty kick, the offender is cautioned if the offence was an attempt to play the ball or a challenge for the ball
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nah, double jeopardy doesn't apply when there's no attempt to play the ball
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Set piece FC
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It always feels like the bit about the Yankees and the stripes from catch me if you can
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Or standing up
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We seem to be struggling to do the basic things like controlling the ball
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Given up possession far too easily a few times already
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM