I’m gonna miss him. Not as mayor, but as a character. Remember when he claimed to carry around a pic of a dead cop in his wallet and, after being asked to show it, had his staffers mock one up?

Can’t wait for one of my favorite books to get ruined by a dumbass

THANK YOU

wait til he learns that most gun possession charges are considered “violent”

If only there was somebody who could do something about this! Some kind of politician maybe? A person elected to a position of power who can fight back? Surely there must be someone out there!

What song is he singing?

Embarrassing

But have you considered “The ‘Swordfish’ actress…”

He’s gonna de-schedule cannabis and brag how everyone begged Biden to do it but he didn’t have the courage

It’s not about the social safety net though—it’s about the floor! I don’t think it’s accidental that it eschews the net.

This is the only way to break the curse. They will keep dying in increasingly cartoonish ways until they are restored to their homeland.