James
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James
@emohawk.bsky.social

Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK
Spinning plates. My old boss said "Service Delivery/Operations is like being on a stage spinning a hundred of plates. No one remembers the 99 plates spinning but remember the 1 falling on the ground". Humans are bastards.
February 5, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Whats the Trump Always Chickens Out equivilant for Farage? FACO?
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Russians aren't known for their strong backbone.
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Good Luck Jayson 🤘
February 4, 2026 at 9:12 AM
He's Moscow Mike.
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Make the LibDems the official Rejoin party and stop dancing round the fact Brexit fucked the country a fair chunk.
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Will they fuck. Labours got less spine than a snail.
February 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Read that as Sonic Racing: CotsWalds. That would certainly be a crossed world.
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Complex? Just get the fuck out of UA doesn't seem that complex.....
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Thats some good brush work there. Very very good.
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 AM
How could someone lay _you_ off, your defcon videos got me into the security space. Best of luck finding something deserving of your talent Jayson (always free for an awkward hug)
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Witkoff is just going to end up falling out of a "faulty" window in a Moscow hotel at some point
January 22, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Can they turn off the air in that room?
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Well Farage is going to be fucked then.
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I might book the day off work to drink to the results
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Oh please say there is a screenshot
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 PM