j o r y 🪩✨
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I’m having a Satanic Panic at the Disco.
elder emo • crafter • baker • compulsive list maker • reader • crockpot enthusiast • Gordon Ramsay addict • dog mom • LA face with an Oakland Booty
elder emo • crafter • baker • compulsive list maker • reader • crockpot enthusiast • Gordon Ramsay addict • dog mom • LA face with an Oakland Booty
Does anyone else remember that music video from the late 90s/early 2000s where the dude has a nose for a face and breakdances or did I just imagine it as a fever dream?
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Does anyone else remember that music video from the late 90s/early 2000s where the dude has a nose for a face and breakdances or did I just imagine it as a fever dream?
What an incredible “fuck you” to the Trump administration tonight was. Just an absolute chefs kiss.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
What an incredible “fuck you” to the Trump administration tonight was. Just an absolute chefs kiss.
The fact that Trump is posting about an ugly bathroom remodel and not trying to help millions of Americans with food and healthcare is an absolute clown show. It still baffles me that the majority of my family voted for this shit.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The fact that Trump is posting about an ugly bathroom remodel and not trying to help millions of Americans with food and healthcare is an absolute clown show. It still baffles me that the majority of my family voted for this shit.
Have fun and be safe protesting today, friends! I’ll be with you in spirit since I’m working :(
October 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Have fun and be safe protesting today, friends! I’ll be with you in spirit since I’m working :(
Wait a minute, Trump will lower the flag for CHARLIE KIRK but not for actual heroes? I just…I can’t anymore.
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Wait a minute, Trump will lower the flag for CHARLIE KIRK but not for actual heroes? I just…I can’t anymore.
Listen I don’t condone violence but I have to say that karma is a bitch.
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Listen I don’t condone violence but I have to say that karma is a bitch.
Sitting in my car on my lunch break listening to whatever the fuck this bullshit Trump is talking about. Where is gas 1.99 a gallon? I paid 3.39 this morning…show me the receipts, Cheeto.
July 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sitting in my car on my lunch break listening to whatever the fuck this bullshit Trump is talking about. Where is gas 1.99 a gallon? I paid 3.39 this morning…show me the receipts, Cheeto.
We live in the dumbest fucking timeline I swear to god.
June 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We live in the dumbest fucking timeline I swear to god.
What is the new Popes stance on the Max Headroom signal highjacking in 1987?
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What is the new Popes stance on the Max Headroom signal highjacking in 1987?
What I would do for a Fruitopia right now.
May 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What I would do for a Fruitopia right now.
I started watching Buffy for the first time (fuck off I know I’m hella late) and I totally get the Angel love now. Also Team Giles always. I love that Brit.
May 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I started watching Buffy for the first time (fuck off I know I’m hella late) and I totally get the Angel love now. Also Team Giles always. I love that Brit.
Do Pete Hegseth next.
May 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Do Pete Hegseth next.
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I’m currently watching Cupcake Wars and Florian Bellanger is such a diva.
April 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m currently watching Cupcake Wars and Florian Bellanger is such a diva.
Are we sure we aren’t living in a hellmouth?
April 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Are we sure we aren’t living in a hellmouth?
I’m using “devour feculance” as my new favorite saying for the rest of my life.
April 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m using “devour feculance” as my new favorite saying for the rest of my life.
So I got suspended from my job and I’ve been REALLY depressed so my boyfriend gave me a gummy. I just stood in the middle of our kitchen while eating a honey bun and staring out the window blankly and swaying. It felt so David Lynch.
March 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So I got suspended from my job and I’ve been REALLY depressed so my boyfriend gave me a gummy. I just stood in the middle of our kitchen while eating a honey bun and staring out the window blankly and swaying. It felt so David Lynch.
I can’t believe people voted for this shit.
March 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I can’t believe people voted for this shit.
I really wish I was an ignorant teen shopping at a mall Hot Topic in 2006 right now. Not a care in the world and not worrying about anything but what color Tripp pants I should get and if they have an Alkaline Trio shirt in my size.
March 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I really wish I was an ignorant teen shopping at a mall Hot Topic in 2006 right now. Not a care in the world and not worrying about anything but what color Tripp pants I should get and if they have an Alkaline Trio shirt in my size.
I gave the hot UPS guy I flirt with my phone number. 🤦🏼♀️ HOT MESS 2025 HAS COMMENCED.
February 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I gave the hot UPS guy I flirt with my phone number. 🤦🏼♀️ HOT MESS 2025 HAS COMMENCED.
I haven’t seen my UPS boyfriend in months and today he walked into my work and my mood instantly lifted and the flirting commenced. I missed him and 100% needed it!!!!!!
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I haven’t seen my UPS boyfriend in months and today he walked into my work and my mood instantly lifted and the flirting commenced. I missed him and 100% needed it!!!!!!
I just watched Doechii’s Grammy performance and girrrrrrrrrlllllll 🔥🔥🔥🔥
February 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I just watched Doechii’s Grammy performance and girrrrrrrrrlllllll 🔥🔥🔥🔥