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Alex
@emopisces92.bsky.social
♓️☀️ ♑️🌙 ♓️✨ / Married♡ Bi 🏳️‍🌈/Atheist /☮️BLM / 🍉
What can I say? I like good podcasts @pearlmania500.bsky.social 😉
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Having the Too Many Tabs podcast theme song stuck in my head on a constant loop 🔂 I guess that’s what I get for binge listening to past episodes 🤪 NEW vocal stim unlocked 🔓 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
May 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Sleep Token just dropped a new song.
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I think Vessel needs a hug.
April 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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American planes are crashing almost every day and the Secretary of Transportation is visiting the Daytona 500 and tweeting at Pete Buttigieg.
February 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Her husband is currently being sued for rape. She is being sued for covering up an interstate child sex ring. Her son in law is a virulent racist. Her daughter compared 9/11 to their federal drug racketeering trial. Shane’s cool though.
February 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Them: You seem depressed, what’s wrong?

Me: *Opens social media and read first post I see*

“Breaking News!”

*closes it*

Me: Hmm yeah not sure
February 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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My Mental Health: If we burn you burn with us!!

My Physical Health: *sighs and grabs another cookie*
January 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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School meals and WIC. So now it's okay to starve children?
January 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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✨Felt cute. Might punch a nazi later.✨ #justgirlythings
January 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Found it
January 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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New politician test:

“Are trans rights human rights?”

If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye
January 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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How to debate a nazi
January 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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That’s MY Spotify to artist
January 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Who you gonna believe? ELON MUSK? Or your lying eyes 👀
youtube.com/shorts/s06Je...
Who you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes? - Groucho Marx
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
youtube.com
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Ketamine Kaiser Kan’t help himself.
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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We’re cooked…. He just did the Roman Salute twice on stage.
January 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.

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January 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The TikTok ban is the worst series finale since Game of Thrones.
January 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Idea: when weird angry people with bible quotes in their bio yell about China and communists or whatever, I’m going to just reply to them by posting bible verses translated into mandarin and watch them freak out over just seeing Chinese characters on their phone
January 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM