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ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre)

@emosquid23.bsky.social

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Shitposter and pornographer. Shitpornographer. Not like that tho 43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞 Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH

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ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 14h

One for all my Dry Guys. Anders Holmvik died for this

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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] [script offer] This pussy’s probably too wet for a Dry Guy 😏🚫💦🧴 [roommates to lovers] [bratty] [reverse psychology] [wet pussy] [dry ...

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ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 4h

Jonathan Davis’ true crime podcast, Korn On Macabre

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 6h

Ate shit on the little half pipe with my Tech Deck and broke a finger

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 6h

my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting

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ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 7h

Scrounging for tube grubs while Cousin Gaila owns his own moon 🌝

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 7h

Must be nice to make TWO PFP MONEY 😤

The rich get richer, smdh

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ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 9h

Kash Patel seeking clues on Amelia Earhart by wearing big chunky-ass headphones and intently listening to “Airplanes” - B.o.B. feat. Hayley Williams

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, you thought I got eaten by coconut crabs? I ate the coconut crabs, actually. Don’t even worry about it 😏

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 9h

Amelia Earhart just showing back up at age 128 like nothing even happened. Power move.

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ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 9h

T-Shirt that reads “Everything I Know About Les Mis, I Learned From Michael Eddington”

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 9h

Jack off all trades? Buddy, I only got two hands

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 10h

Buddy comedy where Tom Riker and Lore hit the road and do crimes

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 10h

Commander Riker tells you what is true and what is false

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 11h

Me to the Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman: So Ash’s mom and Mr. Mime had to be fuckin’, right?

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 11h

Me as an anti-woke comedian: Back when I was growing up, a Pokémon was an ANIMAL. These days, it’s like… a fire hydrant.

*an angry mob chases me to my car*

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ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 11h

The Smashing Machine is what Austin Powers calls his Swedish-made penis enlarger pump

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 11h

This one? We made it up. Pure fiction. Emosquid23 doesn’t know enough about sports to gamble on them. Did we trick you? Better luck next time.

ScreamoSquid 😱 (scary, not the music genre) @emosquid23.bsky.social · 11h

Anton Chigurh, *in Anton Chigurh voice*: What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a DraftKings wager?

Me, *folksy, confused*: Well, I don’t rightly know, sir. My parlays don’t hit all that much.