What about the S-curves?

They’re magical shape shifters that are the cause of every problem you can imagine. I’ve seen them putting tylenol into pregnant women’s meals while they work in restaurant kitchens dealing fentanyl out the back door.

He’s a criminal but so is his employer.

Agreed it’s a coordinated effort that primes the pump (pun intended) and then retail and algos hop in for the ride. Everyone makes money except a portion of the retail bag holders who go one strike too high.

Zac Segal officially on my never-hire list. I wonder how many companies I can get him blackballed at.

Grift still doesn’t have enough room to maximize shareholder value.

These “definitions” are broad enough to drive a Tesla Semi though (if such a thing existed) them.

Or as a local data center and crypto mining operation. Really its inability to drive just increases the time it can devote to these lucrative ventures.

Brown person on the porch? Totally reasonable to fire away.

This stupid country…

I’m pretty sure flying pigs come before flying cars do

This is mafia 3.0. The boss issues extortion orders and the soldiers carry out the scheme.

*new book’s author.

If only AI could create an edit button