Empire of Trancing
@empiretrance.bsky.social
lvl 30+ hypnotist, dad joker, neurodivergent.
that is such a glorious work of fart
January 7, 2026 at 9:44 AM
that is such a glorious work of fart
that looks amazing and amazing on you oh my
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
that looks amazing and amazing on you oh my
instructions unclear, proceeding to link your libido to your ability to think on a sliding scale
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
instructions unclear, proceeding to link your libido to your ability to think on a sliding scale
I feel that ngl
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I feel that ngl
I do what I can, and if it happened to get a little chuckle out of you on top, even better :D <3
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I do what I can, and if it happened to get a little chuckle out of you on top, even better :D <3
Usually you're the breathtaking one, but I guess I can take that spot at least once
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Usually you're the breathtaking one, but I guess I can take that spot at least once
ngl when I checked the news I was this close to buying Helldivers2 because at this point it's no longer a parody but a documentary in game form
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ngl when I checked the news I was this close to buying Helldivers2 because at this point it's no longer a parody but a documentary in game form
I fear we might have better odds of seeing a motorcycle race through the streets of Nuremberg.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I fear we might have better odds of seeing a motorcycle race through the streets of Nuremberg.
...fine, I'm setting up FO:NV and FO4 again (my only playtime is probably gonna be making sure the games run LOL)
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 AM
...fine, I'm setting up FO:NV and FO4 again (my only playtime is probably gonna be making sure the games run LOL)
*points at the "Said sorry when she didn't need to" jar*
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
*points at the "Said sorry when she didn't need to" jar*
best of both worlds, I see
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
best of both worlds, I see
the dutch are probably going harder because it's slated to be outlawed there next year. germany goes just as hard lmao
December 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
the dutch are probably going harder because it's slated to be outlawed there next year. germany goes just as hard lmao
that's gonna be super exciting
December 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
that's gonna be super exciting
2026 in a Dark Souls online message:
"Holding with two hands required"
"Holding with two hands required"
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
2026 in a Dark Souls online message:
"Holding with two hands required"
"Holding with two hands required"
what about walQueen though
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
what about walQueen though
hope it goes well or at least makes for a few fun interactions
December 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
hope it goes well or at least makes for a few fun interactions
I hope he never sees this or you might make it on...
...Craig's list.
*runs* :D
...Craig's list.
*runs* :D
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I hope he never sees this or you might make it on...
...Craig's list.
*runs* :D
...Craig's list.
*runs* :D
Oh my, you just look absolutely cute in this
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh my, you just look absolutely cute in this
Merry christmas! :)
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Merry christmas! :)
Just making sure, even though I def intended to sneak that mantra into your mind with good intentions haha
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just making sure, even though I def intended to sneak that mantra into your mind with good intentions haha
Speak after me:
"I don't know what Twitter is.
I just made up that platform name.
There's no such thing as Twitter."
(I hope you don't mind this one lol)
"I don't know what Twitter is.
I just made up that platform name.
There's no such thing as Twitter."
(I hope you don't mind this one lol)
December 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Speak after me:
"I don't know what Twitter is.
I just made up that platform name.
There's no such thing as Twitter."
(I hope you don't mind this one lol)
"I don't know what Twitter is.
I just made up that platform name.
There's no such thing as Twitter."
(I hope you don't mind this one lol)
yep, it actually works here
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
yep, it actually works here