Jake Blackwood
@empty.black
Experimental sound + analog video
Field recordings · VHS glitch · haunted synths · erotic noise
Art of pain, memory, and the ghosts we carry
empty.black
Field recordings · VHS glitch · haunted synths · erotic noise
Art of pain, memory, and the ghosts we carry
empty.black
Pinned
David Allen Coe is the most name dropping country singer in the history of name dropping country singers.
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
David Allen Coe is the most name dropping country singer in the history of name dropping country singers.
Me talking to the group of 8 year olds at the children’s library:
“maybe if he spent a little less time writing in his diary (effeminate air quotes) and a little more time in the gym pumping iron he wouldn’t be such a fucking wimp.”
“maybe if he spent a little less time writing in his diary (effeminate air quotes) and a little more time in the gym pumping iron he wouldn’t be such a fucking wimp.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me talking to the group of 8 year olds at the children’s library:
“maybe if he spent a little less time writing in his diary (effeminate air quotes) and a little more time in the gym pumping iron he wouldn’t be such a fucking wimp.”
“maybe if he spent a little less time writing in his diary (effeminate air quotes) and a little more time in the gym pumping iron he wouldn’t be such a fucking wimp.”
I make these things every year and I’m the only one who eats them.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I make these things every year and I’m the only one who eats them.
Women who quote Monty Python at you.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Women who quote Monty Python at you.
Favorite book lists are full of books people want you to think they enjoy rather than books they actually enjoy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Favorite book lists are full of books people want you to think they enjoy rather than books they actually enjoy.
Went to a local Democrat Party social evening and during the round table discussions they asked what Democrats should focus on doing. I said stockpiling ammunition, starting fight clubs, and convincing working class people that Republicans are weak and effeminate.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Went to a local Democrat Party social evening and during the round table discussions they asked what Democrats should focus on doing. I said stockpiling ammunition, starting fight clubs, and convincing working class people that Republicans are weak and effeminate.
New Ken Burns came out yesterday, 6 episodes on the American Revolution. Timely and inspiring.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
New Ken Burns came out yesterday, 6 episodes on the American Revolution. Timely and inspiring.
Reposted by Jake Blackwood
This dictatorship of illiterate pedophiles will fall
I am 100% feeling superior today due to my comparatively great literacy and facility with the written word vs that of our child molesting overlords
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This dictatorship of illiterate pedophiles will fall
Reposted by Jake Blackwood
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
Caress @ The Coffin (PDX)
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Caress @ The Coffin (PDX)
I played this game as a kid and got stuck. In the manual there was a 1-900 number listed for hints and tips so I called it multiple times. When the phone bill arrived it was impossible to convince my mother that I hadn’t been calling phone sex lines.
sam & max hit the road, print ad, excerpt (1994) archive.org/details/CDRO...
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I played this game as a kid and got stuck. In the manual there was a 1-900 number listed for hints and tips so I called it multiple times. When the phone bill arrived it was impossible to convince my mother that I hadn’t been calling phone sex lines.
Send me stickers for my sticker book.
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Send me stickers for my sticker book.
Reposted by Jake Blackwood
Guillermo del Toro said “I don’t ever make eye candy, I make eye protein” and that goes hard tbh
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Guillermo del Toro said “I don’t ever make eye candy, I make eye protein” and that goes hard tbh
It’s about to get active
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It’s about to get active
Reposted by Jake Blackwood
a cyborg with the machine aesthetic of office photocopiers
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
a cyborg with the machine aesthetic of office photocopiers
Today I found out there are lewd mods for Stardew Valley.
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Today I found out there are lewd mods for Stardew Valley.
Bathroom renovation coming along.
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Bathroom renovation coming along.
Reading up on how to pick up women.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reading up on how to pick up women.
This is where I keep my gun cleaning supplies.
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is where I keep my gun cleaning supplies.
Fact is that ghosts are all naked because clothes don’t die.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fact is that ghosts are all naked because clothes don’t die.
You know what I hate? The same bullshit ass pub burger menu being at every local place.
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You know what I hate? The same bullshit ass pub burger menu being at every local place.