mtballance
@emptybalance.bsky.social
FoCo wrench applier and quiet enjoyer. Tell your kid to shut up
Jump at the chance to own this ticking time bomb!
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Jump at the chance to own this ticking time bomb!
I still haven’t seen one either, kind of weird because where I live (CO) I tend to see everything - I saw a McLaren P1 ON THE DAY THEY CAME OUT (Aspen)
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I still haven’t seen one either, kind of weird because where I live (CO) I tend to see everything - I saw a McLaren P1 ON THE DAY THEY CAME OUT (Aspen)
That will make up for the tiny genitalia for sure!
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
That will make up for the tiny genitalia for sure!
The people of MN should send them all back in a single box
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
The people of MN should send them all back in a single box
“In the last photo of him alive he appeared especially deranged”
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
“In the last photo of him alive he appeared especially deranged”
They made this all the way back in 2011? Jesus Christ I’m old
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
They made this all the way back in 2011? Jesus Christ I’m old
I’ve been saying this, literally, for decades
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I’ve been saying this, literally, for decades
Fort Collins, Colorado
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fort Collins, Colorado
I didn’t think they could get any uglier but here we are
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I didn’t think they could get any uglier but here we are
I did not know this! My first car was a 1981 Plymouth Reliant K
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I did not know this! My first car was a 1981 Plymouth Reliant K
Too late to get a pic but my wife’s presents were wrapped via The Onion
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Too late to get a pic but my wife’s presents were wrapped via The Onion
Truly the absolute dumbest Christmas song. Completely phoned in
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Truly the absolute dumbest Christmas song. Completely phoned in
I have one if anyone wants to buy it
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have one if anyone wants to buy it