Empty Bee
@emptybeetoo.bsky.social
I’ve also been called Shine Stapler (thanks @johnmoe.bsky.social )
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“What’s that guy’s demon-fighting weapon?”
“Trombone”
“What about the guy next to him?”
“Another trombone”
“And that guy by himself in the corner?”
“Non-stop skanking”
“Trombone”
“What about the guy next to him?”
“Another trombone”
“And that guy by himself in the corner?”
“Non-stop skanking”
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“What’s that guy’s demon-fighting weapon?”
“Trombone”
“What about the guy next to him?”
“Another trombone”
“And that guy by himself in the corner?”
“Non-stop skanking”
“Trombone”
“What about the guy next to him?”
“Another trombone”
“And that guy by himself in the corner?”
“Non-stop skanking”
Saying this in front of the Christmas decorations is [chef’s kiss]
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Saying this in front of the Christmas decorations is [chef’s kiss]
I think about this skeet every January (smiling) and November (frowning)
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think about this skeet every January (smiling) and November (frowning)
I saw About Schmidt in a Des Moines theater. Lots of nods about nearby Omaha, but when a minor character made a quick joke about his degree from Drake University, everyone chuckled and looked around like we expected the character to be in the theater with us
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I saw About Schmidt in a Des Moines theater. Lots of nods about nearby Omaha, but when a minor character made a quick joke about his degree from Drake University, everyone chuckled and looked around like we expected the character to be in the theater with us
I’ve seen some chatter about it On Here. The new season is good so far! It’s a fun nostalgia show about monsters, no more and no less
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’ve seen some chatter about it On Here. The new season is good so far! It’s a fun nostalgia show about monsters, no more and no less
Joni Ernst could have single handedly sunk Hegseth, but she supported him to keep MAGA happy and then retired anyway
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Joni Ernst could have single handedly sunk Hegseth, but she supported him to keep MAGA happy and then retired anyway
I read “current” literally. As in our ongoing operations happening right now are lawful, but we can’t say anything about the lawfulness of operations at any point in the past or future
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I read “current” literally. As in our ongoing operations happening right now are lawful, but we can’t say anything about the lawfulness of operations at any point in the past or future
Going to the Black Betty Friday sales. The best prices are in Birmingham, bam-ba-lam
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Going to the Black Betty Friday sales. The best prices are in Birmingham, bam-ba-lam
I’m skeptical IA, MI, MN & WI all give him the same approval
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m skeptical IA, MI, MN & WI all give him the same approval
Crazy that Duke ran almost the same play today against UNC, except they actually executed it
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Crazy that Duke ran almost the same play today against UNC, except they actually executed it
Would smash frontal, side, rear, and offset
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Would smash frontal, side, rear, and offset
My 4yo hit me with “duly noted” this week. 4!
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My 4yo hit me with “duly noted” this week. 4!
[which ideas goose chase meme]
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
[which ideas goose chase meme]
When I see a weird sports injury, I assume the athlete was actually injured in a more embarrassing and/or contract-voidable way. See Jeff Kent www.espn.com/mlb/news/200...
Circumstances of Kent's wrist injury questioned
Giants officials have questioned whether second baseman Jeff Kent actually broke his left wrist while falling while washing his truck March 1.
www.espn.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When I see a weird sports injury, I assume the athlete was actually injured in a more embarrassing and/or contract-voidable way. See Jeff Kent www.espn.com/mlb/news/200...
Did you know the soundtrack is in all the streaming services now? My 4yo does
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Did you know the soundtrack is in all the streaming services now? My 4yo does
It’s a joke, but not a “ha ha” joke
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It’s a joke, but not a “ha ha” joke
Mark Sanford first extramarital affair that we know of
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mark Sanford first extramarital affair that we know of
I can’t even see the ball on that camera angle, so maybe the mascot couldn’t either?
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I can’t even see the ball on that camera angle, so maybe the mascot couldn’t either?
The trooper gave the players a shoulder with a hard R
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The trooper gave the players a shoulder with a hard R
