Annnnnnnd apparently “Angel” is some kind of fintech leveraging “Christian” content mill to boot.

What the actual fuck is going on anymore? Madness I says.

And I ONLY say he won 2016 because everyone can fall for a scam once. And this country is sexist AF in a lot of ways still.

I think he won 2016. No fuckin way he won 2024 in any ki d of legit manner though. But lacking proof or any kind of a spine in congress, we are where we are.

Here’s to the midterms wood chipping that bloviating old wafflecock.

God damn AI garbage slop. I wish BSky would build an anti-AI filter setting.

Needs to be a double feature with “Cats” (the movie version)

AND FUCKIN ELMO AS BIG BROTHER

Okay. Between this and the “Animal Farm” family-friendly kids animated movie making the rounds today….. my “Absurd-o-Meter” has exploded.

That’s not a BAD thing, the world needs all the Good Crazy it can get, but damn.

This is either the single GREATEST piece of “bait-and-switch” advertising in history, or the most coked-up bad idea to ever get greenlit.

Probably BOTH.

I…..

Um…….

Wait……

WHAT. THE. ENTIRE. ACTUAL. FUCK!?!?!?!?!??

I mean, my butt WILL be in the seat, but only because this looks like an unmissable car crash. My absurdometer just exsploded.

What’s next, an anime Rom-Com fantasy version of 1984?

No. Nononono.
Look, I respect what Gavin has done e for CA. But IN NO WAY should that dude be President.

Mayor Pete, Lina Khan, AOC, there are options. We have had enough with the overly ambitious power hungry white dudes.

Happy Outtiversarry!!

You are a never ending fountain of furious joy. Thanks for that.

I know where to find you my brother. And you know where to find me.

It understood the assignment PERFECTLY. Be stupider than a bag of hammers with no heads, but do it FUN.
FLIPPED A TANKER, PARACHUTED A TANK. NO BRAINS, ONLY SPLOSIONS. PEAK AMERICAN MOVIE FUCK YEAH!

Can’t in good conscience “like” this, but can understand it.

See, this is PEAK White Dork done right. It’s so corny and earnest and goofy that I’d be mocking it relentlessly if Lander hadn’t shown the country, live and unfiltered, that he walks as hard as he talks. He’s real. He will cause good trouble.
I’m in Cali, but NY, please, send this guy to Congress.

Damn sir. That’s a wound.
Strength and progress to you today.

We desperately need these two to make an unannounced visit to the White House.