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I guess it’s that time of year again. A smart person would recognize that it’s a terrible look for the Prince & Princess of Wales to be beefing with the Sussexes. But as we know, the Waleses aren’t particularly smart.
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December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I guess it’s that time of year again. A smart person would recognize that it’s a terrible look for the Prince & Princess of Wales to be beefing with the Sussexes. But as we know, the Waleses aren’t particularly smart.
And this is how kids you shoot your own reputation in the foot. If Tina Brown is now saying it was “Africa” not “African” maybe it’s not true at all. Maybe it’s all a fantasy. In fact, maybe nothing Tina Brown says about the Sussexes is correct at all.
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December 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
And this is how kids you shoot your own reputation in the foot. If Tina Brown is now saying it was “Africa” not “African” maybe it’s not true at all. Maybe it’s all a fantasy. In fact, maybe nothing Tina Brown says about the Sussexes is correct at all.
Also it was Caroline Graham who edited & published Meghan’s letter to her dad at the Daily Mail. This led to a lawsuit that the DM lost to M. In the process, William released his Comms guy out of a NDA to provide evidence AGAINST M that was eventually thrown out. “Morally bankrupt” is accurate af.
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December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Also it was Caroline Graham who edited & published Meghan’s letter to her dad at the Daily Mail. This led to a lawsuit that the DM lost to M. In the process, William released his Comms guy out of a NDA to provide evidence AGAINST M that was eventually thrown out. “Morally bankrupt” is accurate af.
If Caroline Graham is in the Philippines because she is simply “Thomas Markle’s friend”, why has she been reporting on his medical issues for weeks now? Why has she been selling this story to the British media? In other words, why is she continuing to profit from everything related to Meghan?
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December 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If Caroline Graham is in the Philippines because she is simply “Thomas Markle’s friend”, why has she been reporting on his medical issues for weeks now? Why has she been selling this story to the British media? In other words, why is she continuing to profit from everything related to Meghan?
It’s one thing to inherit wealth but it’s another entirely to not only NOT pay taxes on it but to actively avoid paying taxes, by hiding your wealth offshore. AND THEN the audacity to do as little as possible for your subjects (cough the Waleses) while having those subjects pick up ALL your bills.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s one thing to inherit wealth but it’s another entirely to not only NOT pay taxes on it but to actively avoid paying taxes, by hiding your wealth offshore. AND THEN the audacity to do as little as possible for your subjects (cough the Waleses) while having those subjects pick up ALL your bills.
Now THIS is what I’ve been waiting for and expecting from Archewell Productions. What good news.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Now THIS is what I’ve been waiting for and expecting from Archewell Productions. What good news.
I would say displaying pictures of the Sussexes in Clarence House is less about affection for Harry & Meghan and more about “sticking it” to the Waleses.
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December 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I would say displaying pictures of the Sussexes in Clarence House is less about affection for Harry & Meghan and more about “sticking it” to the Waleses.
“Lower-tier members of the family are housed in servants’ quarters, further away from the dining room, while senior Royals are closer.”
Remember when Harry described being relegated to the servants quarters ever since his Mum died & he was called a liar? Nice to get a confirmation.
Remember when Harry described being relegated to the servants quarters ever since his Mum died & he was called a liar? Nice to get a confirmation.
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December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Lower-tier members of the family are housed in servants’ quarters, further away from the dining room, while senior Royals are closer.”
Remember when Harry described being relegated to the servants quarters ever since his Mum died & he was called a liar? Nice to get a confirmation.
Remember when Harry described being relegated to the servants quarters ever since his Mum died & he was called a liar? Nice to get a confirmation.
There is an even larger issue here which is all of the Royals have bills to pay. If the “working Royal” Edinburghs don’t get paid, how do they heat their 120 room mansion? How do they feed themselves? How do they pay any bills? Why is the system like this AND why hasn’t anyone examined this?
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December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There is an even larger issue here which is all of the Royals have bills to pay. If the “working Royal” Edinburghs don’t get paid, how do they heat their 120 room mansion? How do they feed themselves? How do they pay any bills? Why is the system like this AND why hasn’t anyone examined this?
She definitely needs a stylist AND a glam squad or just staff that likes her because even when she wears a new to us tiara, it’s literally plonked askew on her. Originally I thought it was just the angle of the pictures, but nope that tiara is slipping & there’s no excuse for that to happen.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
She definitely needs a stylist AND a glam squad or just staff that likes her because even when she wears a new to us tiara, it’s literally plonked askew on her. Originally I thought it was just the angle of the pictures, but nope that tiara is slipping & there’s no excuse for that to happen.
This vitriol for Colbert and Prince Harry is also ironic coming from Tom Sykes who not only reported on William’s affair, but confirmed it as well.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This vitriol for Colbert and Prince Harry is also ironic coming from Tom Sykes who not only reported on William’s affair, but confirmed it as well.
Such a good point. Nothing is better than finding joy and blocking toxic people out of our lives.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Such a good point. Nothing is better than finding joy and blocking toxic people out of our lives.
Not surprising that they too pay next to nothing. This is exactly why I am relieved that the Sussexes left the Royals behind. Edward & Sophie make a bit of money renting space at Bagshot & that’s it. They are completely at the mercy of Charles & William & literally have to dance for their dinner.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Not surprising that they too pay next to nothing. This is exactly why I am relieved that the Sussexes left the Royals behind. Edward & Sophie make a bit of money renting space at Bagshot & that’s it. They are completely at the mercy of Charles & William & literally have to dance for their dinner.
Exactly right. Never leave money on the table and to be clear, Harry should continue to work because he doesn’t have a parent or a brother who will pay ALL the bills, like Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor does.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Exactly right. Never leave money on the table and to be clear, Harry should continue to work because he doesn’t have a parent or a brother who will pay ALL the bills, like Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor does.
Am SHOCKED that Tom Sykes did not say that the reason William is so furious with his ill father is because Charles met with Harry in September.
Maybe that’s for tomorrow’s Substack.
Maybe that’s for tomorrow’s Substack.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Am SHOCKED that Tom Sykes did not say that the reason William is so furious with his ill father is because Charles met with Harry in September.
Maybe that’s for tomorrow’s Substack.
Maybe that’s for tomorrow’s Substack.
Fun fact: The Royals, most notably the Waleses often (always) fly on the Duke of Westminster’s (Hugh Grosvenor) private jet & use “their rich associates” estates (& yachts) in exotic locales for holidays.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Fun fact: The Royals, most notably the Waleses often (always) fly on the Duke of Westminster’s (Hugh Grosvenor) private jet & use “their rich associates” estates (& yachts) in exotic locales for holidays.
To be clear Harry dated budding actress Cressida Bonas for 2 years but it was Meghan Markle that Prince Philip was “wary of”.
I wonder whyte that was?
I wonder whyte that was?
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November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
To be clear Harry dated budding actress Cressida Bonas for 2 years but it was Meghan Markle that Prince Philip was “wary of”.
I wonder whyte that was?
I wonder whyte that was?
Then that was a heck of ALOT of sunshine babe. Like the planet Mercury levels. Also is it the Sun’s fault that even now these “lighter locks” remain unblended? Has “the Sun” not heard of a hairbrush & hairspray? And now that Autumn is upon us with Winter approaching will her hair darken? Stay tuned.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Then that was a heck of ALOT of sunshine babe. Like the planet Mercury levels. Also is it the Sun’s fault that even now these “lighter locks” remain unblended? Has “the Sun” not heard of a hairbrush & hairspray? And now that Autumn is upon us with Winter approaching will her hair darken? Stay tuned.
“Festive glances”
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November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Festive glances”
So it’s “unconscionable” to be hanging out with the successful, enterprising Jenners/Kardashians whose products one can decide NOT to buy? But it’s totally fine to roll out the red carpet & wrap everything in gold for a malignant narcissist who is literally destroying people’s lives every day? Sure.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So it’s “unconscionable” to be hanging out with the successful, enterprising Jenners/Kardashians whose products one can decide NOT to buy? But it’s totally fine to roll out the red carpet & wrap everything in gold for a malignant narcissist who is literally destroying people’s lives every day? Sure.
Accurate af
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November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Accurate af