And THE TEAM? Well, #IfYouGiveAMooseAMuffin, err, if you give a moron a MASSIVE MONIKER, HE will demand proceeds from the naming rights, err, to use the new stadium as a front for international money laundering and on And On AND ON. The #Commanders should want his silliness gone.

Then HE "requested" THE TEAM'S new stadium be named after HIM, because HE believes in being credited for successes he never achieved, decisions he never made, and actions he never took, because - you know - HE is a laughably lifelong crook.

And neither THE TEAM nor the local District of Columbia government or City Council spoke out, because HE had nothing to do with procurement of those taxpayer funds, and - again, like a wanna-be-dictator in failing health - HE has become morbidly, eh, moribund.

Then HE tried to take credit for procuring $1.1B in local taxpayer funds to go along with THE TEAM'S $2.7B in private money for construction of the new stadium on the old RFK Stadium site. Nope, HE'S not very bright and - for everyone's safety - should be kept out of sight.

And THE TEAM did not speak out, because - like a desperate #WannaBeDICKtator - HE was still predatorially preoccupied with guiding the #KnobGobblerOfTheHouse to hide miles and miles of #TheEpsteinFiles.

Then HE tried to take credit for a prior POTUS's signature on a bill that transferred control of the RFK Stadium site over to the District of Columbia under a 99-year lease by an act of a prior Congress, but let us not digress.

And THE TEAM did not speak out, because - like someone who only has underage plans for HIS teeny tiny hands - THE PEDOPHILE OF PEDOPHILES became conveniently distracted with hiding the Epstein Files.