MeShellMaBell (Michelle) 👻🎃👻🎃
@emsmomisawesome.bsky.social
Podcast listener, reality TV watcher, RHAP, history nerd, avid reader, wife, mother she/her
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100% true if ever I am autopsied 😂🤣😂🤣
Me talking to my neighbour this morning:
My last time shoveling snow!
Mother Nature: (as she sends a few snow squalls throughout the day)
My last time shoveling snow!
Mother Nature: (as she sends a few snow squalls throughout the day)
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Me talking to my neighbour this morning:
My last time shoveling snow!
Mother Nature: (as she sends a few snow squalls throughout the day)
My last time shoveling snow!
Mother Nature: (as she sends a few snow squalls throughout the day)
Definitely not having a green Christmas this year. At least this is the “pretty” snowfall and not the manic one blowing and being thrown everywhere.
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Definitely not having a green Christmas this year. At least this is the “pretty” snowfall and not the manic one blowing and being thrown everywhere.
@vintagewingnut.bsky.social the most adorable tired little potato with bonus ear wiggles 🥹❤️
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@vintagewingnut.bsky.social the most adorable tired little potato with bonus ear wiggles 🥹❤️
This season of Canada’s Drag Race has just started and I think it’s going to be one of my all time favourites. Every single Queen is fabulous, shady, talented, unique and all are bringing it!
a drag queen is wearing a red sequined jacket and saying `` the queen of the north is here `` .
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December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This season of Canada’s Drag Race has just started and I think it’s going to be one of my all time favourites. Every single Queen is fabulous, shady, talented, unique and all are bringing it!
Nothing to see here except Gwen Stefani shilling for an anti abortion, Christian, JD Vance/Peter Thiel funded prayer app. She can fuck right off. (Video by @mattxiv on TikTok).
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nothing to see here except Gwen Stefani shilling for an anti abortion, Christian, JD Vance/Peter Thiel funded prayer app. She can fuck right off. (Video by @mattxiv on TikTok).
“The house is fully engorged” 😂🤣😂🤣💀
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“The house is fully engorged” 😂🤣😂🤣💀
If you are wondering how things are going with packing/moving I made a pan of these and have eaten most of them 😂 We move in a few days then move again end of January-ish to our finished new building. (They are a layer of cookie dough, oreos then brownies). gourmetgusto.net/slutty-brown...
Amazing Slutty Brownies (Cookie Dough): 3 Decadent Layers - GourmetGusto
Stop craving! Sink your teeth into Slutty Brownies (Cookie Dough)! Three decadent layers: cookie, Oreo, and fudgy brownie. Get the easy recipe now!
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December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you are wondering how things are going with packing/moving I made a pan of these and have eaten most of them 😂 We move in a few days then move again end of January-ish to our finished new building. (They are a layer of cookie dough, oreos then brownies). gourmetgusto.net/slutty-brown...
So sad to hear this news ☹️ RIP.
Confessions of a Shopaholic novelist Sophie Kinsella dies aged 55
Confessions of a Shopaholic novelist Sophie Kinsella dies aged 55
The ‘queen of romantic comedy’ has died 18 months after announcing her brain cancer diagnosis
Madeleine Wickham, known for writing the bestselling novel Confessions of a Shopaholic under her pen name Sophie Kinsella, has died aged 55.
Wickham, dubbed “the queen of romantic comedy” by novelist Jojo Moyes, wrote more than 30 books for adults, children and teenagers, which have sold more than 45m copies. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So sad to hear this news ☹️ RIP.
Apparently I need a corgi puppy, a baby goat and some cats 😂🤣🥹❤️ (video courtesy of Hickory Ponds Farm).
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Apparently I need a corgi puppy, a baby goat and some cats 😂🤣🥹❤️ (video courtesy of Hickory Ponds Farm).
Emily has been working at a pet store the past few months which she’s liking a lot. Today Santa was at the store to take pictures with people’s pets and her job for part of the day was to make pup cups and feed them to pets after they got their picture taken. 🥹❤️
a man in a green elf costume is standing next to a man in a red sweater and talking to him .
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December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Emily has been working at a pet store the past few months which she’s liking a lot. Today Santa was at the store to take pictures with people’s pets and her job for part of the day was to make pup cups and feed them to pets after they got their picture taken. 🥹❤️
Watching last night’s #TAR and I think they should just give Joseph and Adam a travel show where they travel the world trying out different activities. Maybe invite Izzy and Paige and other friends to come and try things with them as guests. I would totally watch 😂
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Watching last night’s #TAR and I think they should just give Joseph and Adam a travel show where they travel the world trying out different activities. Maybe invite Izzy and Paige and other friends to come and try things with them as guests. I would totally watch 😂
The good news just keeps coming today!!! 🥳🥳🥳
I am officially a bestselling author!
Behind the Mirror debuted at #15 out of ALL BOOKS in the country on the USA Today Bestseller List!
It's also the #5 bestselling nonfiction book!
www.usatoday.com/booklist/boo...
Behind the Mirror debuted at #15 out of ALL BOOKS in the country on the USA Today Bestseller List!
It's also the #5 bestselling nonfiction book!
www.usatoday.com/booklist/boo...
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The good news just keeps coming today!!! 🥳🥳🥳
If you need to see something good, just filled with love and happiness give this thread a watch. So happy for these two 🥳 Shirley, the officiant, was pretty awesome too 😊
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you need to see something good, just filled with love and happiness give this thread a watch. So happy for these two 🥳 Shirley, the officiant, was pretty awesome too 😊
My playlists are a mishmash of everything that I put on shuffle which is reflected in my lists 😂 Surprised Brandi Carlile isn’t higher on my lists as I feel she’s played a lot more than some… I don’t usually listen to whole albums which explains why my favourite albums list is so off 😂
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My playlists are a mishmash of everything that I put on shuffle which is reflected in my lists 😂 Surprised Brandi Carlile isn’t higher on my lists as I feel she’s played a lot more than some… I don’t usually listen to whole albums which explains why my favourite albums list is so off 😂
So happy to see the Ottawa Public Library took up my suggestion to buy the audiobook, the e-book and a physical copy of @taranarmstrong.bsky.social book! I’m usually bummed that I have to wait for the audiobook but so happy to see a 12 week wait which means there is a lot of interest in it 🥳🥳🥳
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So happy to see the Ottawa Public Library took up my suggestion to buy the audiobook, the e-book and a physical copy of @taranarmstrong.bsky.social book! I’m usually bummed that I have to wait for the audiobook but so happy to see a 12 week wait which means there is a lot of interest in it 🥳🥳🥳
These people are going to put The Onion out of business 🙄
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
These people are going to put The Onion out of business 🙄
Happy birthday @bigbroaccess.bsky.social I hope you have a fantastic day!
a goat with balloons and streamers in its mouth says happy birthday
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December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Happy birthday @bigbroaccess.bsky.social I hope you have a fantastic day!
That cancelled show I’ll never stop thinking about…
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That cancelled show I’ll never stop thinking about…
With our upcoming move I’ve been purging a lot. My local free giveaway Facebook groups have been the winners of all my purging. Today was the best. I gave away something to Santa! The man plays Santa at the mall and in our Santa Claus parade. Nicest man who is the perfect Santa!
a man in a green elf costume is standing next to a man in a red sweater and talking to him .
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November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
With our upcoming move I’ve been purging a lot. My local free giveaway Facebook groups have been the winners of all my purging. Today was the best. I gave away something to Santa! The man plays Santa at the mall and in our Santa Claus parade. Nicest man who is the perfect Santa!
Happy Thanksgiving to my American bloomfs! I’m looking forward to all those food pics today so I can drool over them 😉
a greeting card that says happy thanksgiving with leaves in the background
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November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to my American bloomfs! I’m looking forward to all those food pics today so I can drool over them 😉
A heads up about an account that PM me. They claim to be an artist but I think this is an account impersonating an actual artist. The message was just weird. I found the actual artist and sent them a message on their web page. The artist isn’t on Bluesky but is on other platforms. Now are blocked.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A heads up about an account that PM me. They claim to be an artist but I think this is an account impersonating an actual artist. The message was just weird. I found the actual artist and sent them a message on their web page. The artist isn’t on Bluesky but is on other platforms. Now are blocked.
Methinks bible boy is a wee bit jelly 😂
He is in fact crashing out 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Methinks bible boy is a wee bit jelly 😂
Stedman’s (a Canadian department store chain) was my very first (unless you count selling bait at a bait shop as retail then that was my first).
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Stedman’s (a Canadian department store chain) was my very first (unless you count selling bait at a bait shop as retail then that was my first).
Happy birthday @lelliottb.bsky.social I hope you have a fantastic day! 🥳
a goat with balloons and streamers in its mouth says happy birthday
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November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy birthday @lelliottb.bsky.social I hope you have a fantastic day! 🥳
Just saw this on another platform 👀
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just saw this on another platform 👀