ka-meow! (Em)
@emtertaintment.bsky.social
body of a cat but possessed by a racecar (tragic) • she/her • icon by @wardingshout
So tired at work I don't get it ,,, I literally slept for like 8 hours,,,, I'm beat!!!!
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 AM
So tired at work I don't get it ,,, I literally slept for like 8 hours,,,, I'm beat!!!!
When I was lying in bed trying to sleep last night this blond man I'm seeing texted me he was at a bar nearby and thinking about me so I couldn't sleep bc the emotional turmoil got to me
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 AM
When I was lying in bed trying to sleep last night this blond man I'm seeing texted me he was at a bar nearby and thinking about me so I couldn't sleep bc the emotional turmoil got to me
Calling doctors that aren't cunts feels life changing like I have never had such an easy time calling and being like hey this is my issue and it's bewildering to be met with oh dang let's get that sorted out for you 👍
January 21, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Calling doctors that aren't cunts feels life changing like I have never had such an easy time calling and being like hey this is my issue and it's bewildering to be met with oh dang let's get that sorted out for you 👍
Doctor told me my vaginal walls looked nice, so I guess that's a compliment I'll keep with me forever 🫡
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Doctor told me my vaginal walls looked nice, so I guess that's a compliment I'll keep with me forever 🫡
I know realistically my diet of eating like boiled eggs for breakfast and nothing else is akin to gym bro eating disordered kinda shit, but I like to think of it as connecting with my peasant roots 🙏
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I know realistically my diet of eating like boiled eggs for breakfast and nothing else is akin to gym bro eating disordered kinda shit, but I like to think of it as connecting with my peasant roots 🙏
Why is calling your doctor such a humiliation ritual 🫡
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Why is calling your doctor such a humiliation ritual 🫡
I'm apparently extremely predictable bc when hearing that the guy I'm seeing has a mustache and a mullet livi just started laughing at me and said "oh he was made for you"
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I'm apparently extremely predictable bc when hearing that the guy I'm seeing has a mustache and a mullet livi just started laughing at me and said "oh he was made for you"
Ignore the facts it's 5am and I don't actually have to be awake this early,,,,, the emotional turmoil aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrhhhgggggg
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Ignore the facts it's 5am and I don't actually have to be awake this early,,,,, the emotional turmoil aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrhhhgggggg
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"Sasuke? From prostate exam!?" This is where I go to bed
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"Sasuke? From prostate exam!?" This is where I go to bed
I wanna go back to ten minutes ago when I had forgotten persona 4 was getting a remake, I wanna live in a world where its cultural relevance dies out with it, bro I fucking hate that game so much
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I wanna go back to ten minutes ago when I had forgotten persona 4 was getting a remake, I wanna live in a world where its cultural relevance dies out with it, bro I fucking hate that game so much
New levels of procrastination happening, we r hitting rock bottom from the beginning of the year so it can only go upwards 🙏
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
New levels of procrastination happening, we r hitting rock bottom from the beginning of the year so it can only go upwards 🙏
"there was an illusion that people were stupider, but it's just because they were dumb"
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
"there was an illusion that people were stupider, but it's just because they were dumb"
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last one of the year!
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
last one of the year!
Truly my life feels so all over this place this christmas vacation has been like theeee most surreal 2 weeks I've had in a hot minute like girl what the fuck
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Truly my life feels so all over this place this christmas vacation has been like theeee most surreal 2 weeks I've had in a hot minute like girl what the fuck
Got my new septum and it fucks!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Got my new septum and it fucks!!!!
Rip idiot dog I loved you so much 😭😭
December 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Rip idiot dog I loved you so much 😭😭
Why is 40 year old man flirting with me, on christmas day, like sir.... We've been there done that it ended horribly, I'm even talking to someone else like Mr let me gooooo
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Why is 40 year old man flirting with me, on christmas day, like sir.... We've been there done that it ended horribly, I'm even talking to someone else like Mr let me gooooo
Well merry crisis to the [redacted] family. Came home to the news that my family's dog has breast cancer and that this will be her last christmas so I'm just sad now
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Well merry crisis to the [redacted] family. Came home to the news that my family's dog has breast cancer and that this will be her last christmas so I'm just sad now
Not on here bc quite frankly life is extremely busy rn and I have my entire pussy soaked in anti depressants but like for science and not fr but that's all over ish today no more lab time for me
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Not on here bc quite frankly life is extremely busy rn and I have my entire pussy soaked in anti depressants but like for science and not fr but that's all over ish today no more lab time for me
Why is it so fucking windy omg
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why is it so fucking windy omg
Truly the most insane type of man on dating apps is the "looking for something casual" but also "wants kids" type like sir,,, is it crack??? Is it crack you're smoking????
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Truly the most insane type of man on dating apps is the "looking for something casual" but also "wants kids" type like sir,,, is it crack??? Is it crack you're smoking????