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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 2d

Our local chippy’s started serving their fish and chips in old magazines.

I’m eating them out of house and home.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 3d

The thing I hate the most about a full moon is when my house turns into a warehouse.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 4d

My Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two. In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 5d

I stitched over mine with a flap from somewhere. I’m sure it’ll look ok.

No, anaesthetic? The injections were horrid but I’m glad I had em.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 5d

Ooh, that’s a sore one!

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you x

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you.
I won’t lie… I quite like it.
I look like I’m trouble.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry. I’ll be less clumsy when I give blood in future.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks, June.
It’ll be fine I’m sure. X

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 5d

I had some cancer removed from the side of my nose on Wednesday.

I’ve got a decent shiner now, takes me back to my rugby days.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 7d

Elvis hasn’t accepted my friend request on Facebook.

I bet it’s because I ain’t never caught a rabbit.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 11d

Crufts Final Boss.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 20d

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 22d

I've just made a ventriloquist dummy out of some old carpet… it's ruggish.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 24d

Craig David’s on Sunday Brunch.

Decent booking that, he doesn’t usually do a lot today.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 25d

This was in the charity shop, but I’ve seen it… I think.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · Dec 27

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

Photo of Nutmeg standing on all fours on top of a small cylindrical stool

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 6

Ah lovely. I’m looking forward to it.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 5

Thanks, June.
We’re doing ok, thanks.
Hope you’re well.

It was too sad, poor little thing. X

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 5

I met my wife when I was on a cycling holiday in the South of France.

I said "What are you doing here?".

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 5

When I was younger my Dad would always swear at me in French.

Eventually they banned him from my school.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 4

Used this crane at work today.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname when I was younger.

“Here he comes” they’d say,
“Old three thousand kilograms”.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 3

Captain Oates wouldn't have had to go outside if it wasn't for Captain Hall with his 'I can't go for that (no can do)' attitude.

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Aug 31

Are we all enjoying our cat and dog lamps?

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Aug 30

It’s so good.

I really must watch it all again soon.

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