Jeanne_pan (they/them)
@enbyjea.bsky.social
part faun, part boy who never grew up... 100% lesbian. I'm just here for the queer content. Non-binary
Also...
Lisa (for literal months) - I don't want Becky
Carla - I'm leaving because deep down I know you want Becky
Becky (while holding Carla hostage) - Lisa's with me now
Carla - there's no chance in hell she'd choose you
It took 2 weeks in a closet for Carla to finally believe Lisa? #swarla
Lisa (for literal months) - I don't want Becky
Carla - I'm leaving because deep down I know you want Becky
Becky (while holding Carla hostage) - Lisa's with me now
Carla - there's no chance in hell she'd choose you
It took 2 weeks in a closet for Carla to finally believe Lisa? #swarla
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Also...
Lisa (for literal months) - I don't want Becky
Carla - I'm leaving because deep down I know you want Becky
Becky (while holding Carla hostage) - Lisa's with me now
Carla - there's no chance in hell she'd choose you
It took 2 weeks in a closet for Carla to finally believe Lisa? #swarla
Lisa (for literal months) - I don't want Becky
Carla - I'm leaving because deep down I know you want Becky
Becky (while holding Carla hostage) - Lisa's with me now
Carla - there's no chance in hell she'd choose you
It took 2 weeks in a closet for Carla to finally believe Lisa? #swarla
Lol-ing at the fact that, Becky's gonna tell Lisa that the gang beat her up & that they have to go to Spain immediately, but Lisa's still gonna stall -
"We have to leave right now Lis, they want to kill me"
"Yeah whatever, I just really need to see Carla first though" 😄 #coronationstreet #swarla
"We have to leave right now Lis, they want to kill me"
"Yeah whatever, I just really need to see Carla first though" 😄 #coronationstreet #swarla
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Lol-ing at the fact that, Becky's gonna tell Lisa that the gang beat her up & that they have to go to Spain immediately, but Lisa's still gonna stall -
"We have to leave right now Lis, they want to kill me"
"Yeah whatever, I just really need to see Carla first though" 😄 #coronationstreet #swarla
"We have to leave right now Lis, they want to kill me"
"Yeah whatever, I just really need to see Carla first though" 😄 #coronationstreet #swarla
Also, why is Sarah stressing about work emails over Christmas? She first mentioned it on Boxing day & then it's been the weekend - the factory hasn't even been open in that time. No way is Sarah Platt that work obsessed #coronationstreet
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Also, why is Sarah stressing about work emails over Christmas? She first mentioned it on Boxing day & then it's been the weekend - the factory hasn't even been open in that time. No way is Sarah Platt that work obsessed #coronationstreet
Also, I'm sorry, but, Becky had someone (presumably in Spain) set up an entire website & phone line for a fabricated hotel, *and* had the foresight to give that person a physical description of Carla, just in case someone tried to trip them up by mentioning the colour of her hair? #coronationstreet
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Also, I'm sorry, but, Becky had someone (presumably in Spain) set up an entire website & phone line for a fabricated hotel, *and* had the foresight to give that person a physical description of Carla, just in case someone tried to trip them up by mentioning the colour of her hair? #coronationstreet
I'm guessing that Becky does not stay unconscious for very long? Which is a damn shame actually... I've definitely seen soap characters die from head wounds less severe than that #coronationstreet
December 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm guessing that Becky does not stay unconscious for very long? Which is a damn shame actually... I've definitely seen soap characters die from head wounds less severe than that #coronationstreet
Oh, so now suddenly it's hill rhubarb blessing? If you're secretly telling someone your what3words location, it's more helpful to put the damn words in the right order 🙄
Also, hill.rhubarb.blessing is in Brazil #swarla #coronationstreet
Also, hill.rhubarb.blessing is in Brazil #swarla #coronationstreet
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Oh, so now suddenly it's hill rhubarb blessing? If you're secretly telling someone your what3words location, it's more helpful to put the damn words in the right order 🙄
Also, hill.rhubarb.blessing is in Brazil #swarla #coronationstreet
Also, hill.rhubarb.blessing is in Brazil #swarla #coronationstreet
People convinced that the #swarla reunion is going to be dragged out, and I desperately hope so too, 'cos Lisa needs a truck load of therapy, but, logistically, if they did drag it out, where would Carla live in the meantime? 🤔 #coronationstreet
December 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
People convinced that the #swarla reunion is going to be dragged out, and I desperately hope so too, 'cos Lisa needs a truck load of therapy, but, logistically, if they did drag it out, where would Carla live in the meantime? 🤔 #coronationstreet
I love being in the #swarla fandom, because yes, of course we've all collectively become emotionally attached to a champagne cork, what of it?
December 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I love being in the #swarla fandom, because yes, of course we've all collectively become emotionally attached to a champagne cork, what of it?
Kept seeing a load of #StrangerThings hate and worried that I'd missed something deeply offensive or scandalous.... But no, it's just a load of bigots moaning about it being queer
🏳️🌈 *happily skips off waving my rainbow flags and enjoying my queer supernatural 80's nostalgia show* 🏳️🌈
🏳️🌈 *happily skips off waving my rainbow flags and enjoying my queer supernatural 80's nostalgia show* 🏳️🌈
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Kept seeing a load of #StrangerThings hate and worried that I'd missed something deeply offensive or scandalous.... But no, it's just a load of bigots moaning about it being queer
🏳️🌈 *happily skips off waving my rainbow flags and enjoying my queer supernatural 80's nostalgia show* 🏳️🌈
🏳️🌈 *happily skips off waving my rainbow flags and enjoying my queer supernatural 80's nostalgia show* 🏳️🌈
It must be flaming exhausting to be a Lisa hater, 'cos the mental gymnastics one has to do to believe that Lisa is 'harassing' Carla & 'not respecting her boundaries' by trying to call her, is absolutely baffling, especially when you consider that Carla Hasn't Actually Set Any Boundaries #swarla
December 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It must be flaming exhausting to be a Lisa hater, 'cos the mental gymnastics one has to do to believe that Lisa is 'harassing' Carla & 'not respecting her boundaries' by trying to call her, is absolutely baffling, especially when you consider that Carla Hasn't Actually Set Any Boundaries #swarla
Oh, I was wrong, my bad, this story is absolutely about Carla Connor, but not at all in the way that everyone thinks it is
Because it was never about Lisa 'proving' her love, it was about Carla proving her trust & faith in that love, and she failed #swarla #coronationstreet
Because it was never about Lisa 'proving' her love, it was about Carla proving her trust & faith in that love, and she failed #swarla #coronationstreet
🧵 Now you see, today, Carla made the same mistake that a lot of the fandom have been making through this whole storyline - she made it about *her*. Carla Connor is not the main character in this, the #swarla relationship is not the focus
December 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Oh, I was wrong, my bad, this story is absolutely about Carla Connor, but not at all in the way that everyone thinks it is
Because it was never about Lisa 'proving' her love, it was about Carla proving her trust & faith in that love, and she failed #swarla #coronationstreet
Because it was never about Lisa 'proving' her love, it was about Carla proving her trust & faith in that love, and she failed #swarla #coronationstreet
On the subject of that #swarla spoiler - I have never needed Lisa to explicitly tell Carla "you're the love of my life" (because I can infer that from, literally their entire relationship), so that particular voice message (as a final attempt at 'winning Carla back') just falls a bit flat for me
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
On the subject of that #swarla spoiler - I have never needed Lisa to explicitly tell Carla "you're the love of my life" (because I can infer that from, literally their entire relationship), so that particular voice message (as a final attempt at 'winning Carla back') just falls a bit flat for me
Also, props to Holly, channelling some of that good old Wheeler spirit!
(or should that be Childress spirit? since it absolutely came from Karen)
#StrangerThings5
(or should that be Childress spirit? since it absolutely came from Karen)
#StrangerThings5
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Also, props to Holly, channelling some of that good old Wheeler spirit!
(or should that be Childress spirit? since it absolutely came from Karen)
#StrangerThings5
(or should that be Childress spirit? since it absolutely came from Karen)
#StrangerThings5
I do love El, obviously, and I don't want her to listen to Kali, but also, I wouldn't be completely cut up about it if she did sacrifice herself for the greater good (as long as it actually does put an end to things once & for all) #StrangerThings5
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I do love El, obviously, and I don't want her to listen to Kali, but also, I wouldn't be completely cut up about it if she did sacrifice herself for the greater good (as long as it actually does put an end to things once & for all) #StrangerThings5
My absolute most favourite #StrangerThings thing ever, will 100% always be Nancy appearing from somewhere with a shotgun
December 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My absolute most favourite #StrangerThings thing ever, will 100% always be Nancy appearing from somewhere with a shotgun
Oh good gay lord, I was right - Will defeats Vecna by being openly & unapologetically queer, this is spectacular 🏳️🌈
Thank you Duffer brothers
#StrangerThings5
Thank you Duffer brothers
#StrangerThings5
I will be absolutely ecstatic if this all ends with Will & Robin saving the world just with the power of being fruity as fuck #StrangerThings5
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Oh good gay lord, I was right - Will defeats Vecna by being openly & unapologetically queer, this is spectacular 🏳️🌈
Thank you Duffer brothers
#StrangerThings5
Thank you Duffer brothers
#StrangerThings5
Back to #coronationstreet, 'cos I checked the reaction on twitter (which was surprisingly pro-Lisa today, thank goodness).
Some people are asking, why is Lisa still being nice to/not rejecting Becky - I refer those people to Lisa asking Lou the exact same thing about Mick after he killed Craig
Some people are asking, why is Lisa still being nice to/not rejecting Becky - I refer those people to Lisa asking Lou the exact same thing about Mick after he killed Craig
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Back to #coronationstreet, 'cos I checked the reaction on twitter (which was surprisingly pro-Lisa today, thank goodness).
Some people are asking, why is Lisa still being nice to/not rejecting Becky - I refer those people to Lisa asking Lou the exact same thing about Mick after he killed Craig
Some people are asking, why is Lisa still being nice to/not rejecting Becky - I refer those people to Lisa asking Lou the exact same thing about Mick after he killed Craig
Also, how very dare you almost make me cry with that Dustin & Steve scene #StrangerThings5
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Also, how very dare you almost make me cry with that Dustin & Steve scene #StrangerThings5
And what was with the melting? I did not understand the melting at all? And why did it suddenly just stop & become solid? #StrangerThings5
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
And what was with the melting? I did not understand the melting at all? And why did it suddenly just stop & become solid? #StrangerThings5
How the actual heck is Holly meant to escape from the vines all by herself? #StrangerThings5
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
How the actual heck is Holly meant to escape from the vines all by herself? #StrangerThings5
Back to #StrangerThings5 though.
I freaking love you Karen Wheeler
I freaking love you Karen Wheeler
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Back to #StrangerThings5 though.
I freaking love you Karen Wheeler
I freaking love you Karen Wheeler
I wish Carla was still wearing her engagement ring, she could have completely taken Becky out with that rock #coronationstreet
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I wish Carla was still wearing her engagement ring, she could have completely taken Becky out with that rock #coronationstreet
Today's (not) #swarla scenes were completely pointless, so I soothed my frustration with new #StrangerThings5 instead.
I sure hope the #coronationstreet writers have watched it, and learned from Nancy & Jonathan that actually, shared trauma is not a good basis for a relationship
I sure hope the #coronationstreet writers have watched it, and learned from Nancy & Jonathan that actually, shared trauma is not a good basis for a relationship
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Today's (not) #swarla scenes were completely pointless, so I soothed my frustration with new #StrangerThings5 instead.
I sure hope the #coronationstreet writers have watched it, and learned from Nancy & Jonathan that actually, shared trauma is not a good basis for a relationship
I sure hope the #coronationstreet writers have watched it, and learned from Nancy & Jonathan that actually, shared trauma is not a good basis for a relationship
"I'm sorry for being a bit narky earlier?"
Girl when???? Why did we not get to see Lisa being narky with Becky? I would have enjoyed that #coronationstreet
Girl when???? Why did we not get to see Lisa being narky with Becky? I would have enjoyed that #coronationstreet
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
"I'm sorry for being a bit narky earlier?"
Girl when???? Why did we not get to see Lisa being narky with Becky? I would have enjoyed that #coronationstreet
Girl when???? Why did we not get to see Lisa being narky with Becky? I would have enjoyed that #coronationstreet
Was mostly underwhelmed by Christmas #Eastenders tbh. Wondering if there's a way to somehow make Anthony's death Max's fault, so that we can get rid of him instead of Zoe? 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Was mostly underwhelmed by Christmas #Eastenders tbh. Wondering if there's a way to somehow make Anthony's death Max's fault, so that we can get rid of him instead of Zoe? 🤔