R. Anthony Mahan
@enceladeans.bsky.social
Writer for Hard Drive. Author of "One Nation, Under Jupiter." Trying to be less of an Internet recluse. He/him.
Sonic finally made him eat those words.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sonic finally made him eat those words.
“If you’ve got an ass, I’ll respectfully disagree and compromise with it!” -Democratic Wimp Lo
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“If you’ve got an ass, I’ll respectfully disagree and compromise with it!” -Democratic Wimp Lo
Evergreen scene.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Evergreen scene.
"The main benefit of being Catholic is you can ask the Pope for money" -Someone at Paradox, probably
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"The main benefit of being Catholic is you can ask the Pope for money" -Someone at Paradox, probably
Chunky, you would like it uptown.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Chunky, you would like it uptown.
I feel like Strong Bad's too dedicated to Strong Badia to have ever voted in his life, but if he did he'd probably just write in himself.
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I feel like Strong Bad's too dedicated to Strong Badia to have ever voted in his life, but if he did he'd probably just write in himself.
They’re famous.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They’re famous.
I genuinely thought [Water] and [Alcohol] was choosing what to drink and laughed once I realized [Glass Him] had returned.
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I genuinely thought [Water] and [Alcohol] was choosing what to drink and laughed once I realized [Glass Him] had returned.
They actually have that, though I maintain they dropped the ball not calling it Christmas Spirit.
www.spirithalloween.com
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
They actually have that, though I maintain they dropped the ball not calling it Christmas Spirit.
The food parody would’ve written itself though! I always thought the song said “jalapeño” instead of ”my libido.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The food parody would’ve written itself though! I always thought the song said “jalapeño” instead of ”my libido.”
Gospel’s not selling. Give us something spooky.
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gospel’s not selling. Give us something spooky.
The next wave of slang will be about how Nirvana is hard to understand.
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The next wave of slang will be about how Nirvana is hard to understand.
Hope you had a great Halloween! I miss you!
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hope you had a great Halloween! I miss you!
The Shinning, but the competition is extremely steep.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The Shinning, but the competition is extremely steep.
This is Absolute Batman, basically a darker and edgier DC Elseworld. Not the "real" mainline Batman.
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is Absolute Batman, basically a darker and edgier DC Elseworld. Not the "real" mainline Batman.
This year can you please draw Moe kissing his own butt, as he canonically likes to do?
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This year can you please draw Moe kissing his own butt, as he canonically likes to do?
Your fake video description at that one part is most appreciated.
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Your fake video description at that one part is most appreciated.
I'm disappointed we never saw Homer get his frogurt. I want to know what topping he chose, even if it did contain potassium benzoate.
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm disappointed we never saw Homer get his frogurt. I want to know what topping he chose, even if it did contain potassium benzoate.
The spider angrily shaking his front legs has lived in my head ever since I first saw this.
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The spider angrily shaking his front legs has lived in my head ever since I first saw this.