Emery
@enchantingemery.bsky.social
Depending on how you found me: I'm sorry, or you're welcome! NSFW images will be appropriately labeled. (He pronouns)
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Hello! I'm EnchantingEmery on Twitch and here! The rebrand has begun!
Hello! I'm EnchantingEmery on Twitch and here! The rebrand has begun!
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Hello! I'm EnchantingEmery on Twitch and here! The rebrand has begun!
I recorded myself singing yesterday, found a salvageable verse, wrote up a little blurb, and...realized I can't post it. I forgot about copyright 😭
January 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I recorded myself singing yesterday, found a salvageable verse, wrote up a little blurb, and...realized I can't post it. I forgot about copyright 😭
If your name is 2026, I've entered you.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
If your name is 2026, I've entered you.
Negotiations are ongoing, I guess. My salary seems to be okay now, but they're trying to cut my vacation.
Kind of spiraling as I got an awful work email this morning. Hopefully it was an error.
December 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Negotiations are ongoing, I guess. My salary seems to be okay now, but they're trying to cut my vacation.
Kind of spiraling as I got an awful work email this morning. Hopefully it was an error.
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kind of spiraling as I got an awful work email this morning. Hopefully it was an error.
I used to tell people, "[Despite Blink-182, everyone likes you]" when they turned 23. But now, no one remembers that/I don't know anyone that young 😅
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I used to tell people, "[Despite Blink-182, everyone likes you]" when they turned 23. But now, no one remembers that/I don't know anyone that young 😅
Why are they called pillows and not too-big-to-be-swallowed-ows?
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Why are they called pillows and not too-big-to-be-swallowed-ows?
I keep stopping scrolling to watch that twink blacksmith who keeps appearing on my feed on another site 😳
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I keep stopping scrolling to watch that twink blacksmith who keeps appearing on my feed on another site 😳
Diddy Kong Racing 2: Dixie Wrecked
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Diddy Kong Racing 2: Dixie Wrecked
If anyone wants to smell my hand, I still have some perfume with a cave essence on it from earlier. (I've been getting a lot of interesting visitors at work lately.)
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If anyone wants to smell my hand, I still have some perfume with a cave essence on it from earlier. (I've been getting a lot of interesting visitors at work lately.)
Windows Search Indexer is using most of my CPU, and the graphics are glitching. Is some AI grabber scheme about to kill my computer? 😭
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Windows Search Indexer is using most of my CPU, and the graphics are glitching. Is some AI grabber scheme about to kill my computer? 😭
Yesterday: "I'm almost caught up! 7 of 8 bowls are clean even!"
Today: "Is every dish that I own in the sink now?"
(This is my least favorite chore, diametrically opposed to laundry.)
Today: "Is every dish that I own in the sink now?"
(This is my least favorite chore, diametrically opposed to laundry.)
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Yesterday: "I'm almost caught up! 7 of 8 bowls are clean even!"
Today: "Is every dish that I own in the sink now?"
(This is my least favorite chore, diametrically opposed to laundry.)
Today: "Is every dish that I own in the sink now?"
(This is my least favorite chore, diametrically opposed to laundry.)
It's so cold I went out with 4 tops and 3 bottoms!
It's so cold I went out with 3 tops and 3 bottoms!
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's so cold I went out with 4 tops and 3 bottoms!
I slept well (Fitbit score 89, as opposed to 63 the night before), and my throat is better, so hopefully I'll be less grouchy.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I slept well (Fitbit score 89, as opposed to 63 the night before), and my throat is better, so hopefully I'll be less grouchy.
I've been sick. I slept poorly. Thank you for bearing with me.
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've been sick. I slept poorly. Thank you for bearing with me.
I've ordered a bunch of underwear, and there's been a delay in shipping.
a cartoon of grinch standing on top of a snow covered cliff
Alt: A cartoon of The Grinch impatiently tapping his fingers at the edge of a cliff.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I've ordered a bunch of underwear, and there's been a delay in shipping.
Frighteningly, I'm now on day 32.
All-Nut November is a success 🎉🎊🥳
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Frighteningly, I'm now on day 32.
All-Nut November is a success 🎉🎊🥳
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
All-Nut November is a success 🎉🎊🥳
I got this as a gift a while back! It smells great! Bonus pic in comments.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I got this as a gift a while back! It smells great! Bonus pic in comments.
On this date 5 years ago:
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
On this date 5 years ago:
In lighter news, I just made a silly graph in order to respond to a message on a Discord that I'm in, only to realize that the conversation already ended 2 days ago. 🦗 (I can't let it go to waste.)
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
In lighter news, I just made a silly graph in order to respond to a message on a Discord that I'm in, only to realize that the conversation already ended 2 days ago. 🦗 (I can't let it go to waste.)
I've been trying so hard to carry on, and I know I shouldn't still be anxious (because that's how they want me), but my obsessive mind is not cut out for this.
Actually it was "suffers and fails", and I don't think the "suffers" part sank in initially. The level of malice is really hard for me to handle.
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've been trying so hard to carry on, and I know I shouldn't still be anxious (because that's how they want me), but my obsessive mind is not cut out for this.