If we aren’t doing DEI any more I don’t wanna see any more men doing instacart
February 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If we aren’t doing DEI any more I don’t wanna see any more men doing instacart
Job hunting is so hard. How do I convey that I’m a personality hire in my resume?
January 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Job hunting is so hard. How do I convey that I’m a personality hire in my resume?
Mind if I fall asleep to some white noise?
January 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mind if I fall asleep to some white noise?
If there isn’t a geocache on the trail what’s the fucking point
January 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If there isn’t a geocache on the trail what’s the fucking point
Too tired to lift my arms to wash my hair after the gym just hose me off I guess
December 29, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Too tired to lift my arms to wash my hair after the gym just hose me off I guess
My planet fitness took over another gym’s space and some of their machines and I think planet fitness was lying about their weights. How is 210 on one machine feel like 140 on another?
December 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
My planet fitness took over another gym’s space and some of their machines and I think planet fitness was lying about their weights. How is 210 on one machine feel like 140 on another?
Everyone hates to see me coming
December 10, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Everyone hates to see me coming
McDonald’s employee: what can I get started for you?
My audiobook: I WANTED TO SUCK HIS C&CK
My audiobook: I WANTED TO SUCK HIS C&CK
December 6, 2024 at 11:37 PM
McDonald’s employee: what can I get started for you?
My audiobook: I WANTED TO SUCK HIS C&CK
My audiobook: I WANTED TO SUCK HIS C&CK
Post nut clarity but it’s the smell of bacon lingering in your house
December 3, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Post nut clarity but it’s the smell of bacon lingering in your house
Going to the gym smelling like bacon is a humiliation ritual
December 3, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Going to the gym smelling like bacon is a humiliation ritual
What if Loops for cats made them the life of the party
November 29, 2024 at 3:50 PM
What if Loops for cats made them the life of the party
Iso an exclusive cats only vet
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Iso an exclusive cats only vet
What’s the love language for being gifted stolen objects
November 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM
What’s the love language for being gifted stolen objects
Working the week of Thanksgiving is like staying for after school detention
November 25, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Working the week of Thanksgiving is like staying for after school detention
Making lists of books to read > reading them
November 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Making lists of books to read > reading them
If low rise jeans are back I expect new Gwen Stefani too
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
If low rise jeans are back I expect new Gwen Stefani too
They should invent a bralette with a sport mode
November 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
They should invent a bralette with a sport mode
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A lil tip for the folks with shoe polish on their lips today :)
November 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
A lil tip for the folks with shoe polish on their lips today :)
“Sorry y’all. I have a hard stop.”
(It’s my cry break)
(It’s my cry break)
November 20, 2024 at 8:46 PM
“Sorry y’all. I have a hard stop.”
(It’s my cry break)
(It’s my cry break)