Good afternoon! I had a dark series of thoughts, and now I’m feverishly writing a potato based parody of Kesha’s Cannibal. Y’all, if I can find a karaoke version, I might sing it 😂

Picture me, sitting on my couch, window behind me. My large dog hops up, stands his front paws on the back of the couch for maximum height while surveying his kingdom. Only he doesn’t survey his kingdom. He busts out a fart, while his butt was at perfect height to my face. Then hopped off the couch.

I am here…. Now….. on bluesky 😬